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Old Oct 30, 2008 | 01:07 PM
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ROTAX or The state of wankel existentialism in an Otto-cycle world of pure randomness

Montego Blue is really Green.
Leigh Adams shifts mad quick, and MyRxBad needs Rogaine!

Who's up for some Rockband!!!
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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It's BLUE!
Adams is now Kaminga and shifts mad slow.
MyRxBad was in Portugal at the Renault Road Show.
You cant play Rockband without friends

And Evilrotor is considered a traitor by all FC's.

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Old Oct 30, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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Oh, riiiiiight.
It's Aimee Adams and Lee Kaminga!!!

OMG, do you guys realize how EXPENSIVE Coffee is in IRELAND!!!
Talk to Yeti, he'll give you the lowdown...

On another note, "I used to like Porsche, but now I only like Ferrari!!!"
OoOooops, is that another FD I just ran into!!

Old Oct 30, 2008 | 01:50 PM
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DUDE, where's my car?

"what does mine say" SWEEEEETTTTTT!!!!
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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You're working in your garage, and your girlfriend/wife asks what you are doing. Out of breath, you reply, "I'm pulling my Wankel..."
Should she be offended?
Discuss.
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 01:59 PM
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She should lend a paw and assist getting your wankel off - er......out.
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Old Oct 30, 2008 | 02:26 PM
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Complete the following monologue:

"You almost had me? You never had me – You never had your car!....."
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 02:35 PM
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"granny shifting, not double clutching like you should"

"now me an the mad scientist [Aaron Cake] have to take apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried!"

.... am I close?
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 02:52 PM
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You're hired to star in my next Rotary Pr0n, 'Blown Rotor'.
You'll have one speaking line:

"Ohhhh Baby, I love the way you reciprocate my Wankel"

Practice that tonight with your wife.
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 03:05 PM
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Old Oct 30, 2008 | 03:06 PM
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OH

Originally Posted by eViLRotor
Complete the following monologue:

"You almost had me? You never had me – You never had your car!....."
"Shut up....


...... you had me at Hello!!"
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 03:07 PM
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HARDcore

Who keeps that **** around on their computer???

now THAT's Hardcore
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 03:08 PM
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someone find a classic "the rx7club knows about you" picture

where's Amur when we need him....
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 03:08 PM
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^^Wills pose is by far the best...looks like all that work on the fake bowflex paid off!!
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 03:12 PM
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I second that! Where is _Amour!

In the meantime, here is some Vipenicus:


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Old Oct 30, 2008 | 03:13 PM
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Taking This Thread in a Different Direction Entirely....

You know, when I read or hear Rotax, I think of great 2-stroke motors like the ones I used back when I raced karts. 100cc, 19,000 rpm 33 hp. Now that was a great engine line, the only problem was that we needed 3 to finish out a weekend because they would keep popping.


HEY!!!!!!.......that is like a rotary race engine, I get the connection know.
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 05:01 PM
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All FD owners are snobs.
And RX-8 owners can't go on Ottawa cruises cause their AC doesn't work.
Changing the horn on your Miata is not a mod, it is just plain ghey!

Also, what effect is Will's move to England going to have on Jason Landry's psyche.

Is he still going to grow up to be a productive member of society with his own thoughts and dreams, or will he turn into a repressed freakshow that keeps saying 'it puts the lotion in the basket' while wearing an RXcetera skin-suit!
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 06:15 PM
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I shift mad qwik yo
Old Oct 30, 2008 | 09:04 PM
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Rxcetera: Classic Hardcore Elite Canuck Squad pic!

This Rx-8 owner made it to Ottawa on the final sendoff and had the only rotary there (running)

PIITDB!

'My baby shifts mad QuIk Yo!'

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Old Oct 31, 2008 | 10:39 AM
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RXcetera is definitely an FD snob, critizising the paint can FD restoration!!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!


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Old Oct 31, 2008 | 02:10 PM
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Not paint can, spray bomb!

There's a shop around here that sells gold plated/titanium shielded airpump wiring... Want some?
Old Oct 31, 2008 | 02:30 PM
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It's already been boughten!
But, it sure works better when it's plugged in!

Go MONTEGO GREEN!!!!

On a side note, the Elise is not a sports car.
Old Nov 1, 2008 | 07:55 AM
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I want to try it next time I'm in Canada... if that ever happens.

Good morning Canada!!!
Old Nov 1, 2008 | 09:34 AM
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LOL, I haven't seen this much excitement in the canadian forums in a while.



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