Let's Have Some FUN!.(read please!)
11-19-10, 12:20 PM
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Let's Have Some FUN!.(read please!)
OK.I had some Crap go on with my Laptop,it drove me Bananas!,and I had to get another one.although I'd like to Toss it,I can't..(still payin on the stupid thing!)But who said we can't WISH...so..
The Name of the game is :
.................
............Kill the Laptop!...............
how to Play!: Post up a Reply of What you would do to the OLD laptop seeing it is now defunct!
Winner gets bragging rights and questions about his mental stability!
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I'll Start:..Jack up RX7 to 2 inches above the ground..Rev up engine to 7K..and insert laptop Under Rear wheel..See how far it Goes..I estimate about 60 feet!
WEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The Name of the game is :
.................
............Kill the Laptop!...............
how to Play!: Post up a Reply of What you would do to the OLD laptop seeing it is now defunct!
Winner gets bragging rights and questions about his mental stability!
.................
I'll Start:..Jack up RX7 to 2 inches above the ground..Rev up engine to 7K..and insert laptop Under Rear wheel..See how far it Goes..I estimate about 60 feet!
WEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
11-19-10, 12:32 PM
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To add to your plan of giving the laptop wings, set it on a smooth, waxed piece of wood, and then gently raise it to the wheel. Or toss it in the snowblower, see what happens.
11-19-10, 01:03 PM
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get a full propane tank, find a closed abandoned gravel pit, find a friend or your self with a hunting rifle, place laptop ontop of tank in the middle of pit far away from anything, go way way way way way way way way WAYYYYYYYYYY back behind something preferably and ready, aim, fire, Kaboom no more laptop thats how i got rid of my old tv
11-19-10, 05:13 PM
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First put on some sort of breathing mask to keep out fumes (safety first! 
). Take said laptop and soak it with a can of brake parts cleaner. Then take another can along with a lighter and use brake clean as a flamethrower to light the laptop on fire. This will create a great large fireball that will just burn. Then sit back in a camp chair with a beer and enjoy the laptop's slow, firey death! 
Just a side note... I would not recommend trying to cook any hot dogs or smores on this fire......
). Take said laptop and soak it with a can of brake parts cleaner. Then take another can along with a lighter and use brake clean as a flamethrower to light the laptop on fire. This will create a great large fireball that will just burn. Then sit back in a camp chair with a beer and enjoy the laptop's slow, firey death! Just a side note... I would not recommend trying to cook any hot dogs or smores on this fire......
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11-19-10, 06:00 PM
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OOOH, I've got another one! I call it roman candle firing squad. Get a shitload of roman candles and a bunch of drunk friends. Put the laptop in some sort of container that is relatively fireproof. I recommend a steel water trough or something similar. Pour some gas over the laptop (don't be afraid to really soak it good). Also, if you feel like really spending cash on this, throw some fireworks in there as well to add to the fun. Then get all the drunk people to stand back I'd say a good 30 feet or so and light up the roman candles. See who can hit the trough and light that **** on fire!
11-19-10, 11:13 PM
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we used to do this in the mcdonalds parking lot:
1.find a fwd car,
2. take the laptop with either another laptop, or what we usually use: the plastic food-trays
3. place them under the two back wheels,
4. e-brake on
5. drive around in circles and figure-eights with laptop under rear wheels
6.??????????
7. ....profit?
1.find a fwd car,
2. take the laptop with either another laptop, or what we usually use: the plastic food-trays
3. place them under the two back wheels,
4. e-brake on
5. drive around in circles and figure-eights with laptop under rear wheels
6.??????????
7. ....profit?
11-20-10, 02:42 AM
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First you need to ruin it without much harm just because you can. THEN you demolish it.
step 1: Overclock to extreme levels (for a couple minutes you may have a kickass computer!) Should smoke and shut off, maybe some popping and hissing who knows!
Now for destruction:
Step 2: Take off the keyboard/top panel, and also behind the LCD screen. Fill with w/e flammable you like. Seal the sucker up, and stick a fuse into the headphone jack. Light fuse and enjoy. When not satisfied hit it with a hammer.... throw something at it from a distance and watch it blow :-)
step 1: Overclock to extreme levels (for a couple minutes you may have a kickass computer!) Should smoke and shut off, maybe some popping and hissing who knows!
Now for destruction:
Step 2: Take off the keyboard/top panel, and also behind the LCD screen. Fill with w/e flammable you like. Seal the sucker up, and stick a fuse into the headphone jack. Light fuse and enjoy. When not satisfied hit it with a hammer.... throw something at it from a distance and watch it blow :-)
11-20-10, 10:54 PM
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TROTTS is in the lead..
Gkarmadi,,you know who I would sell that to!!!..He probably goes out with 300 pound women,so he could have a laptop that actually has Scratch and Sniff ****!
Gkarmadi,,you know who I would sell that to!!!..He probably goes out with 300 pound women,so he could have a laptop that actually has Scratch and Sniff ****!
11-21-10, 12:30 PM
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I've got a bunch of dead laptops around here, now I'm getting ideas (I fix computers as a side business, end up with dead ones that aren't worth fixing - I'm too honest and tell people up front when it's not worth spending 3/4 of the price of a new computer fixing their old one). Using a couple as skid plates sounds fun, AND I also have undeployed airbags out in the garage I haven't been able to get rid of (can't legally put them in the garbage, can't take them to the city dump, and the salvage yard I was sending the stripped chassis they were out of required those and and gas tank to be removed -wth?). Could be fun - next summer. It's frickin' cold here now, I can do FWD powerslides and donuts without aides.
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