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Old 12-02-08, 10:01 AM
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This guy reall enjoys the Transporter movies!

Baahaahaahaa... Seriously, come on. He's asking for trouble, likely end up being adrug mule or running contraband cigarettes over the border.

http://cornwall.kijiji.ca/c-services...QAdIdZ90726136

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Old 12-02-08, 11:23 AM
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I'm sure there's a HUGE demand for that kind of service in Cornwall. He'll make a killing.
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LOL

I didn't know Jason Statham lived in cornwall.......
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Someone has to message him!
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You do it! Tell him you have a Audi RS4 engine that needs to go from Ottawa to a container in Montreal quickly and quietly... Ask him for a quote! LOL
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Seriously, what kind of "contraband" dealer would look for a "wheelman" on Kijiji, pay him half of a payment, give him a lot of money worth of product, and hope that he makes it?

Hey dude, here's 5 Kee's of Heroin, and $50 for your time. Please drop them off in Montreal and I'll give you another $50. RIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT........
Old 12-02-08, 04:01 PM
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I can think of someone who's already emailed him: the cops!
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obviously fake.
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I wouldn't be so sure, there are some pretty odd people out there that think they're pretty cool ****. I remember when I was at my old work garage, this guy had an old black camaro for work that was rusted to **** with louvers on the back window, and the guy thought he was knight rider. Not even kidding...
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I don't think it's fake, I think he's just making the ad sound sexy. I had a good laugh.
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hahaha. that is awesome.


on another note, i saw Transporter 3 last night.
DON'T see Transporter 3. :|
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anyone who watched the movie notice the A6 with the W12 engine emblem on the front grill and yet it still didnt even outrun the Mercedes durin the chase?
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it was an A8 actually.
and yeah it didn't outrun the Mercedes...but there are many other details in the movie that clearly don't make sense. especially the scenes that break the laws of physics.
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oh yea, like that underwater part where jason uses air bubbles for oxygen
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^ It works for sonic...
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Get a cardboard box about fridge size and then weight it down with bricks. Capture and drug up some squirrels and then seal them in the box. Call the guy up and arrange a meeting under a bridge somewhere. Tell him to deliver the box to some old warehouse a few cities over to a guy named "Klaus". Make sure to use a cheap pay as you go cell phone inside the box so you can listen in on the hilarity (call the phone, then tape it to the inside of the box without hanging up).

Hilarity will ensue.
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^ awesomeness... I can just imagine squirrels awaking from a crack nap tearing out of the box...
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That would be key! You should almost put a hidden camera in that box as well just because that video would be priceless.
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someone should get one of those hard plastic model bodies, put it in a black bag and tell him to deliver it to the local police station
and see if he makes it on the news
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guys from cornwall are not all there. i just had a guy the other day tell me that his stock daytona (gen 1 eclipse) would kill my jdm fd.

i went to high school with some of them(people from cornwall) i think it is some thing in the water most likely from domtar. i would imagine it is a true add and for the cops i dont thing they have the time to look at $hit like this they are to busy giving out speeding tickets and dealing with all the crazy people running around that town
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