A story to make you smile...
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Originally Posted by KINETIK_FD3S
once i heard a strange sound coming from the garage so i went to go see what was making that sound then i look at my car and find a horse pretend driving behind the wheel here is the picture to back up my true story 
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Originally Posted by Fritz_X
Translation:
My car was left unattended at my relative's body shop. I picked up my car and drove off with a friend. My car smelled bad, no reason could be found after checking coolant level, a friend was driving side by side with me and told me that the smell came from his car. I decided that the smell was something external and not related to the car. I inhaled copious amount of cannabis smoke in attempts to communicate with my friend on some deeper level, we talk and I decide to head off to reminisce with a girl I once shared bodily fluids with. Even though the smell was apparent before I ignited the cannabis and inhaled the smoke it produced, I thought that the smell could of stemmed from a mixture of the smell of anti-freeze and the cannabis smoke.
I met up with the girl I had once shared bodily fluids with and we proceeded to ignite more cannabis and inhale it's smoke. She mentioned to me that my car smelled like a Mephitis mephitis (the common skunk in lamen's terms). I replied by saying that the cannabis we were smoking belonged to a family of super-cannabis that was known for it's mind altering effects that far surpassed that of regular cannabis. I knew this would lead her to believe that I had purchased a higher quality cannabis than she was used to and it would be a very good after result. At this point I laughed out loud to myself, marvelling at my own genius. She replied in astonishment "Oh" then laughed out loud to herself so as not to look of lesser intelligence in front of me. In all reality I knew something was wrong with my car that was making it smell, but the pungent odor didn't bother me enough to warrant investigation until the following morning.
The next morning I decided I would find the source of my car's odoriferous nature. I craned my neck underneath the front end of my car to try to gain some sort of visual vantage point. It was at this time I was stunned to find that a very large mammalian vermin had become lodged in the underside of my vehicle. It looked to have been charred due to excessive heat and it was, as I said earlier very, very large compared to others that I had seen in textbooks. It was very disgusting and the thought of this caused me to laugh out loud. I went inside and got a plastic trashbag and wrapped my hand in it. I then reached up underneath the car and retrieved the charred remnants of my furry passenger and disposed of him in the nearest waste receptacle. After removing the source of the odor, the smell in my car went away.
**End Translation**
--Fritz
My car was left unattended at my relative's body shop. I picked up my car and drove off with a friend. My car smelled bad, no reason could be found after checking coolant level, a friend was driving side by side with me and told me that the smell came from his car. I decided that the smell was something external and not related to the car. I inhaled copious amount of cannabis smoke in attempts to communicate with my friend on some deeper level, we talk and I decide to head off to reminisce with a girl I once shared bodily fluids with. Even though the smell was apparent before I ignited the cannabis and inhaled the smoke it produced, I thought that the smell could of stemmed from a mixture of the smell of anti-freeze and the cannabis smoke.
I met up with the girl I had once shared bodily fluids with and we proceeded to ignite more cannabis and inhale it's smoke. She mentioned to me that my car smelled like a Mephitis mephitis (the common skunk in lamen's terms). I replied by saying that the cannabis we were smoking belonged to a family of super-cannabis that was known for it's mind altering effects that far surpassed that of regular cannabis. I knew this would lead her to believe that I had purchased a higher quality cannabis than she was used to and it would be a very good after result. At this point I laughed out loud to myself, marvelling at my own genius. She replied in astonishment "Oh" then laughed out loud to herself so as not to look of lesser intelligence in front of me. In all reality I knew something was wrong with my car that was making it smell, but the pungent odor didn't bother me enough to warrant investigation until the following morning.
The next morning I decided I would find the source of my car's odoriferous nature. I craned my neck underneath the front end of my car to try to gain some sort of visual vantage point. It was at this time I was stunned to find that a very large mammalian vermin had become lodged in the underside of my vehicle. It looked to have been charred due to excessive heat and it was, as I said earlier very, very large compared to others that I had seen in textbooks. It was very disgusting and the thought of this caused me to laugh out loud. I went inside and got a plastic trashbag and wrapped my hand in it. I then reached up underneath the car and retrieved the charred remnants of my furry passenger and disposed of him in the nearest waste receptacle. After removing the source of the odor, the smell in my car went away.
**End Translation**
--Fritz
HAHHAHAHA funniest thing i've read today
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Hey, so I have more to add to the story!! I went to Walmart that day and got some mice traps. (The ones that are sticky so you don't kill them.) Well, I guess daddy mouse wanted some more bootey because he came back. (And yes, I could tell it was a daddy mouse, he had ***** bigger than his head) It didn't occur to me that he would move around with the trap trying to set himself free, and sadly enough he found himself under my Murano's tire. Since it's snowy my mother asked me to borrow my SUV and accidently squished poor Mr. Dad Mouse. And the babies?? For some reason they felt compelled to eat each other (in the literal sense) and only 3 are left now. *sigh*
Translation:
My car was left unattended at my relative's body shop. I picked up my car and drove off with a friend. My car smelled bad, no reason could be found after checking coolant level, a friend was driving side by side with me and told me that the smell came from his car. I decided that the smell was something external and not related to the car. I inhaled copious amount of cannabis smoke in attempts to communicate with my friend on some deeper level, we talk and I decide to head off to reminisce with a girl I once shared bodily fluids with. Even though the smell was apparent before I ignited the cannabis and inhaled the smoke it produced, I thought that the smell could of stemmed from a mixture of the smell of anti-freeze and the cannabis smoke.
I met up with the girl I had once shared bodily fluids with and we proceeded to ignite more cannabis and inhale it's smoke. She mentioned to me that my car smelled like a Mephitis mephitis (the common skunk in lamen's terms). I replied by saying that the cannabis we were smoking belonged to a family of super-cannabis that was known for it's mind altering effects that far surpassed that of regular cannabis. I knew this would lead her to believe that I had purchased a higher quality cannabis than she was used to and it would be a very good after result. At this point I laughed out loud to myself, marvelling at my own genius. She replied in astonishment "Oh" then laughed out loud to herself so as not to look of lesser intelligence in front of me. In all reality I knew something was wrong with my car that was making it smell, but the pungent odor didn't bother me enough to warrant investigation until the following morning.
The next morning I decided I would find the source of my car's odoriferous nature. I craned my neck underneath the front end of my car to try to gain some sort of visual vantage point. It was at this time I was stunned to find that a very large mammalian vermin had become lodged in the underside of my vehicle. It looked to have been charred due to excessive heat and it was, as I said earlier very, very large compared to others that I had seen in textbooks. It was very disgusting and the thought of this caused me to laugh out loud. I went inside and got a plastic trashbag and wrapped my hand in it. I then reached up underneath the car and retrieved the charred remnants of my furry passenger and disposed of him in the nearest waste receptacle. After removing the source of the odor, the smell in my car went away.
**End Translation**
--Fritz
My car was left unattended at my relative's body shop. I picked up my car and drove off with a friend. My car smelled bad, no reason could be found after checking coolant level, a friend was driving side by side with me and told me that the smell came from his car. I decided that the smell was something external and not related to the car. I inhaled copious amount of cannabis smoke in attempts to communicate with my friend on some deeper level, we talk and I decide to head off to reminisce with a girl I once shared bodily fluids with. Even though the smell was apparent before I ignited the cannabis and inhaled the smoke it produced, I thought that the smell could of stemmed from a mixture of the smell of anti-freeze and the cannabis smoke.
I met up with the girl I had once shared bodily fluids with and we proceeded to ignite more cannabis and inhale it's smoke. She mentioned to me that my car smelled like a Mephitis mephitis (the common skunk in lamen's terms). I replied by saying that the cannabis we were smoking belonged to a family of super-cannabis that was known for it's mind altering effects that far surpassed that of regular cannabis. I knew this would lead her to believe that I had purchased a higher quality cannabis than she was used to and it would be a very good after result. At this point I laughed out loud to myself, marvelling at my own genius. She replied in astonishment "Oh" then laughed out loud to herself so as not to look of lesser intelligence in front of me. In all reality I knew something was wrong with my car that was making it smell, but the pungent odor didn't bother me enough to warrant investigation until the following morning.
The next morning I decided I would find the source of my car's odoriferous nature. I craned my neck underneath the front end of my car to try to gain some sort of visual vantage point. It was at this time I was stunned to find that a very large mammalian vermin had become lodged in the underside of my vehicle. It looked to have been charred due to excessive heat and it was, as I said earlier very, very large compared to others that I had seen in textbooks. It was very disgusting and the thought of this caused me to laugh out loud. I went inside and got a plastic trashbag and wrapped my hand in it. I then reached up underneath the car and retrieved the charred remnants of my furry passenger and disposed of him in the nearest waste receptacle. After removing the source of the odor, the smell in my car went away.
**End Translation**
--Fritz
and because i found today that some ugly mouse/rat tore up the downpipe wrap and hood insulation to make itself a home under my abs computer.
so f you and don't come back i will destroy you, you ugly freaking rat.
you're ugly. f u.
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