...you wake up at 3 in morning and drive around because you miss the sound and smell of her!

 

when... "you find it hard to park her after going for a drive"

-or-

when... "you can't help looking back over your shoulder at your rex as you walk into a store, and think what you will do to the person who dents her"

 

when... "after a hard drive, you get a bigger high than the strongest weed youve ever smoked'

 

I did cry when somebody slashed my top...then I did a lot of cursing

 

Actually...that morning it was more like

 

New to this car (my third so far) but still love `em like you say.

John

 

At my school, all of the Sophomores and Juniors share a parking lot. It runs in a line, straight out of the school. And I usually get a crappy parking spot b/c all of the people who take Flex (it's class at 7, instead of 8:30 so that they get out earlier than everyone else) take the first parking spots closest to school. I'm always the first of the normal release people to get there, so I park in the first available spot. After school, at 3:35, I walk out to my car, and it's the first one everyone sees (since all the Flex people have already left) and I cant help but walk towards it thinking "my god that car is so sexy"

kinda like those lexus commercials: "Honey, who's car is that in the driveway?"
"It's yours Frank."
"It isss.....isssssnnn'tttt it?"

Man I love my car , I'm never getting rid of her.

 

yep, you know you love your car when you smash an elbow on the side of the rotor housing and blood comes pouring out and all you can think is "jeez she a tough flirter", yes,yes; iv dreamed about making love to my car many times, talked to her, read bed time storys to her, tucked her in at night, huddled with her on stormy nights, gone to the movies with her, blayed volly ball with her, sang songs with her, laughed at jokes with her, the list goes on and on, i have no idea what my life might be like with out my only friend in the world...
yep, you know you love your second gen when hot girls come up to you and ask your name and all you say is "im taken"...

 

When you buy another one as a doner

When you rebuild an engine before yours pops

when you take your girls car to the corner store because the seven wont warm up in time to have fun

 

hahaha ..thats a freaking good one.....

 

True, dat.

 

When your just about to loose your G/F becuse shes jealious of the car.. and you whould rather loose her the loose the car...

 

...when you salivate with anticipation of picking up mods and doing maintenance... all on your 2 new credit cards you got just for the occasion!!!

This one is *almost* true! hehe

 

You say to yourself, "Hang on boys and girls" refering to the apex and side seals, when you beat on your car.

^^^ I used to do that on a regular basis.

 

I used my Savings* to pay for my last engine transplant.









*also known as American Express, obtained exclusively for that occasion and maxxed out after I picked up the car...

 

"When you give her a nice body wash, and think 'damn, she's looking sexier than ever'..."

 

when you would rather take that mile walk to work rather than parking next to anyone scared that someone will door bang my babe.Looking back the hole way!

 

hehe I'll join the major credit card debt club in a few months most likely!

geoff

 

....when you break so many bones working on the car by dropping your transmission on yourself on a clutch job that you get handicap status, and this tragedy fills you with joy b/c you can now park in reserved spaces, free from worry that someone will ding up your doors when they park next to you.

 

Oh my god thats funny you said that, when i moved to florida i met this girl and we were together nine months and at the end she made me choose her or mycar, So i went ta a friend of mine's house and bought an AVC-R and told my girlfriend to hit the road.

-Chris

 

when you spend more then 5 grand to get a car on the road that you paid $650 bucks for and had never even gotten the chance to drive! sorry, just venting, but it was worth every cent!!!!!

 

Christ... is your av the car when you started?

 

my av is the car after I had been working on it for 3 months! pics of it completed are in the post-"need help, car is done but cant post pics"

 

Like when I wrecked my car and the body shop said it was totalled and I said screw you. I then went home and worked on it for a week and got the frame straightened and it looks like new again. totalled my ***!!!!

 

...........when your girlfriend is jealous that you spend more time touching your FC than her......