Turning to the Dark Side: GTUs is going Turbo!
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FINE it’s on bizach!! I am going to buy a 13b REW, grind a supa dupa street port, T04, Haltech, etc. and make 5 billion HP!!!!! Beat that.
Hehehe jk. Good joke
In all honesty it would be kewl to see you go that way
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Hehehe jk. Good joke
In all honesty it would be kewl to see you go that way
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NA Powah, Every Hour!
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Here's the Proof!
Yo,
Just because I posted on April Fool's means that it's a joke. Here's the proof:
Check it out you Doubting Thomases! Greddy turbo, Turbonetics Delta gate, FMIC, hardpipes, it's all there bitches!!
Dana, you in a for a world of hurt baby!
Kevin
1989 GTUs "No photoshopped!"
Just because I posted on April Fool's means that it's a joke. Here's the proof:
Check it out you Doubting Thomases! Greddy turbo, Turbonetics Delta gate, FMIC, hardpipes, it's all there bitches!!
Dana, you in a for a world of hurt baby!
Kevin
1989 GTUs "No photoshopped!"
Zoom Zoom Boooom
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From: Freakmont, CA
Re: Here's the Proof!
Originally posted by RarestRX
Yo,
Just because I posted on April Fool's means that it's a joke. Here's the proof:
Check it out you Doubting Thomases! Greddy turbo, Turbonetics Delta gate, FMIC, hardpipes, it's all there bitches!!
Dana, you in a for a world of hurt baby!
Kevin
1989 GTUs "No photoshopped!"
Yo,
Just because I posted on April Fool's means that it's a joke. Here's the proof:
Check it out you Doubting Thomases! Greddy turbo, Turbonetics Delta gate, FMIC, hardpipes, it's all there bitches!!
Dana, you in a for a world of hurt baby!
Kevin
1989 GTUs "No photoshopped!"
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WTB S6 13b rew in running condition.
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Hah, way to go Rarest, tho if this is an april fools joke I'll kill you. Why not get a better turbo? That thing looks like it couldn't flow enough to blow up balloons!
Why not get a better turbo? That thing looks like it couldn't flow enough to blow up balloons!
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From: SF Peninsula
It's an April fools joke....
1) Kevin loves N/A even if the Si and the GSR are faster.
2) He'd hate spending that much money to make a car faster.
3) Hey isn't that the same Callaway Turbo VW kit you're trying to sell over here? http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=766862
Now make that call for me phool!!
1) Kevin loves N/A even if the Si and the GSR are faster.
2) He'd hate spending that much money to make a car faster.
3) Hey isn't that the same Callaway Turbo VW kit you're trying to sell over here? http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=766862
Now make that call for me phool!!
Last edited by 80's Boy; Apr 1, 2003 at 01:56 PM.
Originally posted by 80's Boy
It's an April fools joke....
1) Kevin loves N/A even if the Si and the GSR are faster.
2) Hed hate spending that much money to make a car faster.
3) Hey isn't that the same Callaway Turbo VW kit you're trying to sell over here? http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=766862
Now make that call for me phool!!
It's an April fools joke....
1) Kevin loves N/A even if the Si and the GSR are faster.
2) Hed hate spending that much money to make a car faster.
3) Hey isn't that the same Callaway Turbo VW kit you're trying to sell over here? http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=766862
Now make that call for me phool!!
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From: Sacramento, CA, U S of A
Yo,
Yeah, thanks for ******* up my April Fool's joke Paul. WTF would you come onto my Forum and pull the plug on my gag that I'd obviously spent some time setting up?
Seriously. You need to do a little introspection and find out why you'd sabotage your friend like that. I don't get you sometimes.
I set up a house of cards and you come knock it over. Har har, very funny.
*headshake*
Kevin
1989 GTUs "Joke was killed before it had a chance to run..."
Originally posted by InitialD FC
Damn you 80's boy, i was reading the thread when you were posting! You beat me to the secret.
Damn you 80's boy, i was reading the thread when you were posting! You beat me to the secret.
Yeah, thanks for ******* up my April Fool's joke Paul. WTF would you come onto my Forum and pull the plug on my gag that I'd obviously spent some time setting up?
Seriously. You need to do a little introspection and find out why you'd sabotage your friend like that. I don't get you sometimes.
I set up a house of cards and you come knock it over. Har har, very funny.
*headshake*
Kevin
1989 GTUs "Joke was killed before it had a chance to run..."
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Yo,
*High fives Terrh*
We'll have to come up with something to top ourselves next year.
Happy April Fool's everyone!
*wink*
Kevin
1989 GTUs "Maybe that turn will fit after all..."
*High fives Terrh*
We'll have to come up with something to top ourselves next year.
Happy April Fool's everyone!
*wink*
Kevin
1989 GTUs "Maybe that turn will fit after all..."
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From: Boston
Holy ****! That was one hell of a great april fools joke! You had all of us going there RarestRX I NEVER thought youd go turbo... To bad your freinds fucked it up huh
**** i cant wait to see what happens next year lol
**** i cant wait to see what happens next year lol
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Yo,
Yeah, it was a shame it wasn't allowed to go all day, but me and Paul had a good AIM convo about it. We're cool.
You guys know I'll never sell out! NA all the way, all the day!
Wooo!
Kevin
1989 GTUs "I like my motor!"
Originally posted by RylAssassin
To bad your freinds fucked it up huh
To bad your freinds fucked it up huh
You guys know I'll never sell out! NA all the way, all the day!
Wooo!
Kevin
1989 GTUs "I like my motor!"
no more. Oh well I don't need love when your in my rear view mirror!! 
hehe jk
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From: Mississippi
I would like to thank you all, including the V8 joker, for making my dreary day get better. What a laugh! I knew that Kevin had to be insane if he were serious. So, this whole time, I was asking myself "could Kevin really be out of his mind?" I didn't think so.
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Wow, I was really scared. You're like the biggest N/A guy on this forum, and I didn't want to see another GTUs go down in flames.
I'm staying N/A because straight-away power isn't that important to me, I'd rather keep my reliability, durability, and just make it handle well.
You sure gave me a scare.
I'm staying N/A because straight-away power isn't that important to me, I'd rather keep my reliability, durability, and just make it handle well.
You sure gave me a scare.
Turbo GTUs Est. 1999
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This is a good joke and all, but I really have a Turbo GTUs, um now I feel kinda stupid ha....I didn't start the project but, I am planning to finish it....FMIC is on backorder and clutch is next followed by trannsmission and some electronic stuff. Oh and Rarest, I beat you, I have an 89 Black on Black....but I'd still gravel, I'm new to this but true to this.
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Node
what do you think is in the clutch diff? The torsen is full of metal gears, the clutch is full of metal discs. THe viscous also is full of metal plates. The weight diffrence is super minimal. I have them laying around.
just what Ive found out from taking them apart.
sky
what do you think is in the clutch diff? The torsen is full of metal gears, the clutch is full of metal discs. THe viscous also is full of metal plates. The weight diffrence is super minimal. I have them laying around.
just what Ive found out from taking them apart.
sky