^^Hahaha that is so funny!!!

 

allow me to summarize the last 87 pages

lawnmower, weedwacker, airplane, don't put oil in that!, 4 cyl?, V6?, V8?, you gonna put an ls1 in it?, you should put an ls1 in it, my mom had one of those!, needs a new timing belt, you blew your head gasket, two different types of spark plugs?, it will be running soon, i don't have any money, its so loud!, its not a neon its an srt4, looks like a porsche, looks like a nissan, is that a delorian? wow those are rare, nice corvette, must get great gas mileage, whats a rotary?, they stopped making those because they blew up, i dropped it down a gear and she came, i don't know what you're talking about officer, where are your valve covers?, hows the engine work? i need to get that key chain, smog guy didn't know what he was doing, its an FR not an FF, you can bend a valve revving it to 8k like that, that doesn't look like the on F&F, why is your scoop backwards?, why is your scoop off center?, that alternator is a turbo!, its a triangle in an oval, that probe looks nice!, i thought it was a 2000+, so its a twin turbo right?, the lady at the dmv couldn't comprehend 0 cylinders, your car is on fire, nice flame thrower kit, where did you buy the flamethrower kit?, they can only go 80k miles, the rubber bands need to be replaced, do you drift?, i'll beat you in a straight line, nice car dude!, i didnt know this thread was still up, i thought this thread died already, sticky!, i walked away

 

 

My Homie bought this for me lol

 

This thread still wins

Last time when I was ordering my radiator for my 86 FC race car at the rad shop, I went there with nother FC. Stupid thing is that this motor has low compression, slightly blown coolant and oil seals, well it did start and run fine all the months, but this time I did not release the coolant pressure correctly. *doh*

So yeah when everything was said and done it would not start up anymore ^^ As I also ran out of WD40 to spray in the chambers I had a hard way starting that damn motor. So while I was working under the hood (removing/cleaning plugs/deflooding) the boss's lady showed up and told me I should clean the dizzy cap, it certainly is wet. So I was like "uh, well that might be true but concerning this motor, it needs a rebuild, low compression and so on"

There was nothing I could do, she was persistent, and thought I would make fun of her. (Girls can too, you know )

Well finally on the last ounce of battery power it came to life You should have seen that, massive (real MASSIVE) cloud of white smoke, fumed out the entire block. Cars had to stop on the road in both directions as that cloud was so thick, they couldn't see through. (slow speed limit so no harm was done)

 

Got one too, last week


Love the summarization too, not sure if it posted before (didn't read whole thread) but a friend told me about this simplest way to explain the motor.

 

I just bought my car. it has been sitting for a few years so its really dirty. the guys i work with say it has moss growing on it.

 

LMAO this!

I was @ Lowe's the other day looking for a carbide drill bit to drill out the roll pins for the exhaust port sleeves, I had one of the housings w/me so I wouldn't need to dick around w/the size needed. The employee directing me to drill bit section (they only had cobalt, btw) asked about it and said: "A rotary engine? Weren't those things proven to be defunct, like 10yrs ago?!" I've given up on trying to explain things to people, so my answer: "Nah, rotaries are the future."

 

Triangle problems I love that I laughed so hard....

 

RX-7 on fire, time for a

 

Bringing this thread back to life! I was told by the drive thru cashier at Wendy's that my car sounded like a refrigerator in his mic. Hahaha

 

That might be a first hahaha

 

I was asked on Thursday "Is your car faster than a 5.0 Mustang?".

Well obviously, it depends on what you mean by fast, how modded the Mustang is, what year 5 litre, etc.

But the easiest answer was "Yes".

 

At the drive threw with my girl I got asked if it was her car .......lol pissed me off

I understand its a convertible but its not a sebring!

 

There is a car electronics store in my hometown that has worked on both my 86 and my 93. Whenever I am there the employees refer to me as the "airplane engine" car guy.

The local autozone had an employee, when I asked about buying a belt for my 86, asked me why Mazda never put the rotary into boats. I kind of just shrugged my shoulders and left.

 

Lmfao

 

Fkin VTEC ROFL!
Also lambo doors!?
I almost died laughing. .. .
Thanks for sharing.

Guy came up to me at the gas pump last week and asked if my fc had a boxer engine in it. . .

 

I saw an 85 rx7 yesterday on craigslist that had a cam in it. :o

 

I texted the dude and said "How hard does the VTEC kick in?" Hahaha

 

My fav is when we pulled up to a stoplight in my 87 GXL stock and she thought my engine died...it ran so smooth,compared to her covertible VW which ran like crap...lol...she thought my car died ...lol

 

They are nicknamed the Japanese corvettes.. I like the nick name lol

 

I have never heard that, but I like it haha

 

wow nice Porsche!

 

was gas station, old lady walking to her bus stop,

her: "oh wow is that a mazda rx7? my late husband use have one of them. he loved it more than he loved me"

i was rolling.

 

^hahaha