WTF?

Everyone is putting these things on their cars. WHY!??!!?! Just the other day, I saw an FC with some. AN S5 VERT, with those stupid little autozone/advanceauto/walmart stick-on fender ports.

Please tell me that nobody here would do that... right?

 

I agree. I work at advance and we started carrying these about 4 months ago and we have been selling them like crazy. Its the new rice.

 

 

They don't even look good on the Buick's they were designed for...

 

^agreed!

I see these pieces of **** on everything. It looks terrible.

 

be awesome and cut some REAL portholes.

 

I see these things on V6 Chargers all the time. The most common vehicle in Sterling Heights is a V6 Charger with as many stick-on cosmetic enhancments as possible, sitting on 22's, with a huge cross and arabic writing on the back window.

 

whoever decided to manufacture the copy of those is definitely making a helluva lot of money because idiots put them on everything car trucks and vans. i cant stand it

 

these are everywhere!!! its bad enough having them but when they are crooked as hell and they mismatch them? one circle one diamond shape then one circle?

i just wonder how people actually think that looks cool....

 

My step dad has them on his explorer. I don't know why...

 

Stick on accessories, aluminum bench wings, those "portholes", 22" stickers, donk cars, altezza tails on trucks and cars that aren't a ******* altezza/IS300.......

All that **** pisses me off.

I dont call it rice or anything like that anymore. It's just flat out ******* retarded. You call someone a ricer, they're not going to know what you're talking about or think it's cool. Call them a ******* RETARD and tell them their **** is TACKY, UGLY, ******* FLAMING GAY......something.

Rice doesn't cut it for what people do to cars these days.......

Makes me want to get my rage on. Oh wait, that's probably because i'm listening to zao and it's 5:32 in the morning and my ******* tongue is swollen but that's my dumbass fault.


I have a dirty mouth.

 

^have you tried orbit gum?..

 

They looked good on the old Buicks. The ones from the 40's. I thought it was kind of cool when they FIRST brought the portholes back for the Lucerne. Or is it the LaCrosse? I don't know, but since this crap explosion has happened, Buick's best bet is to drop the whole porthole thing totally.

That truck is butt ugly, and that idiot spent alot of money to make it that ugly. 16 tipped exhaust? The only thing it's missing is a set of those plastic ***** hanging from the hitch.

I agree with the whole "it's not rice, it's retarded" statement. I mean, who puts stick-on side ehaust on the back bumper of a Plymouth neon, with the stock exhaust hanging below.... you'd have to be some kind of idiot.

 

Boso style??

 

I am actually just about to spend 900.00 at autozone and cover my entire car in port holes. Then i will be able to say it is "ported".

Boo.

john ny

 

Those are up there with the colored wiper blades and window-washer lights on the hood

 

this is the guy buyin all that crap lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N-CGa3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PlYlLaxV38

*waits for some dumbass to say i post vids/pictures that dont relate to the threads- F U*

 

You mean "Bozo style," right? For the love of FSM, I hate these stupid "portholes." At least it announces beforehand the driver's a poser who has no taste in case you have the displeasure of speaking to him.

 

that 350z is awesome. haha

 

Agreed, anything like that crap is ridiculous!!!

 

you should see the assclowns with old sentras and corollas *or any early 90s, late 80s 4door car* who put those aluminum wings on backwards lol

 

I've seen them.

Jesus h why.

I dont understand it. I swear i dont.


The things people do to their cars, then the actually drive them and try to look hard behind the wheel.

You know what i do worry about above all? My car. Could give a **** less if somebody wants to look like a retard behind the wheel of one of those abominations. If anything, i've got something to laugh at regardless of how bad of a mood i'm in.

 

ladies and gentlemen,
its just a fad, here one day gone the next... however owning a rx7 shouldn't be.

 

uhhh why does this truck have 16 exhaust tips hahahahaha

 

That dude is from texas, it explains alot. Also anyone got pictures of these stick on ports. I may want one...