Update: This thread now has a new post (this one).

 

Again, you're a sick, sick individual.... =P

 

but that's why we love him!

 

My car will be a tii fb soon.

it will go zoom zoom, but in a whispered child's voice.

i will be giving 30 minute rides for $30 each, so make your reservations today.

 

ya better let me drive it at least once.... I've let you drive mine a few times.

Hey, people are asking about you. Check your PM's.

 

What? My last PM was 3 weeks ago....

 

NO! NO ZOOM ZOOM! BAD! SPANK, SPANK!!! SPANK THAT LITTLE BOY SO HE CAN'T SAY ANY MORE ZOOM ZOOM!!! GO TO FRICK, LITTLE BOY! BURN! BURRRRRRNNNNN!!!!

 

*que extremely bad jamaican "zoom zoom" music*

Zooom zooom zooom.. Hey hey hey
Zooom zooom zooom...yeahh zoom zoom zoom zoom.

Yeah zoom zoom zoom!
Yeah zoom zoom zoom!

 

Make it stop!!!!

 

They damn well better start pimpin' their warez on TV.... namely the Rx8! I see Protogé5 commercials, I've even seen a miata commercial... but I wanna see Rotary Pride on TV!

I went to the dealership.. they don't have 'em in yet, but they had an accessory catalogue... I'll tell ya, the Rx8 isn't afraid to pronounce it's rotary pride! They even have Rotary Centerpieces on the mags, and little rotor-topped valve caps! I wanted the valve caps, but they were asking 60$ for four of them... for valve caps!!

And I've been looking at where to get those keys with the rotary head... I can't find them anywhere.. Mazda won't even cut me a key with the plastic "mazda" head either! They say that they can only cut them on "generic" metal keys like Canadian Tire can..... and they STILL wanted 10$ to cut it! Bastards! And of course, the one brake line I needed (drum-to-drum) is *discontinued*... grrrr

Jon

 

we had two RX8s here in tucson ..... silver is such a tight color... way better than red.... hopefully they will get a black soon...

anyways

just wanting to post

peace

 

triple post WOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOO

 

dammit i could have sworn i double posted haha

 

Am I in the right class? Is this PostWhoring 101? With Lab?

 

There's a study group, too

 

OH c'mon - even your mom only charges $20

 

Oh, DAMN!!! that was low, Pratch

 

Nah - where I'm from - Mom jokes are commonplace, harmless and fun.

Hopefully ioTus take it as such, and this wondeful, informative (5 STARS!!!) thread can continue

 

hahahah are we turning this into a "your momma is so stupid, she..." thread?

 

yo mamma's so fat, when yo daddy climbs on top of her, he burns his *** on the light bulb.

 

I know dude, i've tried my mama, she aint that great.

Now my mom and your mom at the same time, all i gotta say is damn man, your mom likes to get down wit it!!!!

 

Okay, NOW it's going too far.

Jon

 

ya mama gots an afro with a chin strap.... thats one of my favs haha

 

or your mama has a peg leg with a kickstand .......haha

dont mind me just making my self laugh haha

 

Another sign I've been spending too much time on the forum:

A little background: Mom and Dad don't call me Jon like my friends do. Mom calls me "chum" dad calls me "otis" (god knows why)

So I was down in the basement with my friend michel, and dad calls down "Hey Otis"... well what do I hear? "IoTus?" (thinking he was asking about my friend)... to which I replied "no dad, it's Michel, IoTus is a guy I talk to on the forum"... which confused the hell out of him....



Jon

ed note: Michel is a guy. Not "Michael", Michel. Sounds like the girl's name Michelle, but spelled differently... Go figure I live in Quebec.