too legit to quit...

is it Hammer Time yet?

 

Hell yeah, here it is!!!

 

ahem, (cough) "Is this thing on?"
(someone in the back of the room screams, "Get off the stage you Post *****!")

"Does Iotus have a van?"
(leaves briskly)

 

wow, ioTus, nice ride!
You givin' up the 7 for that or keeping both?

=)

 

...I was hoping it'd be the Mystery Machine...

 

ahem, (cough) "Is this thing on?"
(someone in the back of the room screams, "Get off the stage you Post *****!")

"Does Iotus have a van?"
(leaves briskly)


Just having fun... that's what life is about. Hell, that's what this forum is about. Sharing info so we can have fun with our cars.... we are just having fun while doing that.

(continues post whoring)

 

nah.. the Mystery Machine doesn't really fit his color scheme....

But this.... Oh yeaahhhh...

 

what the holy hell is that thing? thats enough to give you nightmares at night

 

[post *****]

I like the Picachu (how the hell do you spell that ****!?) Hummer or whatever the **** that thing is better, lol

~T.J.

[/post *****]

 

Oh yeah, and the bolt pattern for a GSL-SE is 4x114.3 and the non -SE cars is 4x110, ioTus. Just so you know .

~T.J.

*racks up one more useless post*

 

First you limp to the side like your leg was broken
Shakin and twitchin kinda like you were smokin'

 

Wow, definitely a treasure trove of useless knowledge. I'm impressed

 

I had to sell the FB to pay for the van. I put red neons under the van.

I ended up selling my car (pictured below) for $200, with the stereo system in it. It got sold to a kid who just turned 16 and loves the movie fast and the furious. He drives the car very very fast at every stoplight. he is almost done with puberty, which is bragable. Good to see it went to a good home.

 

Oh, and you made sure to do the TII swap for him, right?

 

wait... I just saw that car... about 4 hours ago... And it was up on blocks in my driveway!!!! Was the kid's name Geoff? Cause I met the guy,he came over, and we pulled the engine to put in a TII... wierd... Had the same IoTus licence plate, too!!

 

does anyone know where to get the body kit for that sweet van...or is it custom???

 

No no no... Not a TII swap....
V8 swap...

haha, yeah... I wonder if there's an RX-7 equiv. of that kit?

 

No its a custom Porsche kit grafted to a FB.....errr I mean van. I think its off a 944.

 

No man, that's just pushing it too far...

 

Someone give that van a sticker that says:

"Your car is ugly. Go kill yourself."

 

Gosh, that's rich. Kills me every time. What did humpty dumpty say when he fell off the wall? "I'm cracking up!" ngaaaaaahahahahhaha!!!!


What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord?






EDIT:

MY ***!!!!


NGahahahahaAHhHAHAHA!!!!

 

My friend currently owns a Saab. I'm going to make him a sticker that says SAAB POWER, along with the Japanese characters and fart can and that are in the plans.

P.S. We already attempted to achieve our tuned exhaust with Mountain Dew cans and aluminum drain pipes, but for some odd reason, didn't work out.

 

LoL, excitingleopard. Like me, you've prolly seen Kung Pow too many times

Speaking of sigs... timmy's vid of that kid cracks me up

 

this thread is great haha.... heres my pointless contribution

gues whats wrong with this picture.. and whats the first thing i removed from my car when i bought it.....

 

Iotus ^^^^ THATS The guy you were thinking was me on aim............ riiight? long ago.. sorry.. continue your pointless post counts.... fug it!



Laterz