well my 7 kissed a bridge this mornin
Originally Posted by aussiesmg
Lesson over, in Australia we have a BBQ which considers beer a necessity and meat optional.
The only difference between Irish drunks and Aussie drunks is that the Aussies are decended from felons, and that means they kick a lot of ***.
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Originally Posted by Tranquil
Can't fricken argue with that.
The only difference between Irish drunks and Aussie drunks is that the Aussies are decended from felons, and that means they kick a lot of ***.
The only difference between Irish drunks and Aussie drunks is that the Aussies are decended from felons, and that means they kick a lot of ***.
british felons at that
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specially the ones in gangs there ****** animals i had alot of them as friends hehe nice people if you know em "stonerAlces"
if you ever watch rugby you will see our haka and how big these mothafoks are dont get hit at full pace or your goin down
iv been to hospital so many times cause im 5'3 and was playing with the big boys haha
and plus there still almost native people hehe
my mate was actually a prince of a tribe called nagti kahu his freakin forarms were wider than my calfmucles iv watched him pull a v8 balance it on the fender and put it to the ground now thats strength
if you ever watch rugby you will see our haka and how big these mothafoks are dont get hit at full pace or your goin down
iv been to hospital so many times cause im 5'3 and was playing with the big boys haha
and plus there still almost native people hehe
my mate was actually a prince of a tribe called nagti kahu his freakin forarms were wider than my calfmucles iv watched him pull a v8 balance it on the fender and put it to the ground now thats strength
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Originally Posted by dean23
i ****** love this thread.... but it makes me feel like **** for being so young...... and i just thoughti d mention that VB beer is wat i consider "holy beer". hahaha
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hehe i got trashed on the plane to america we stoped in tahiti i brought a **** load of jack n cokes'
i ended up loosing my boarding pass and held the plane for 20min haha *******
i ended up loosing my boarding pass and held the plane for 20min haha *******
Originally Posted by blwfly
do you supliy cute girls 2 with the... 
You know it. You bring me some rotary parts and some ...., and I see about getting to 2 girls
Just a sample for ya of Matty's Mac Daddy Skillz
Maybe Dark hair is your thing
Originally Posted by blwfly
what does vb stand for or is that the name of the bear
VB is short for Victoria Bitter, the best beer in the world.....
Matty you just made me into a dirty old man, that brunette is "stop dead in your tracks" georgous.
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hehe i couldnt disagree
"you know you wanna hit that hit that"
i love all these college girls
where i lived we had
bushpigs,bonges,sheep,crack hoes,few hot girls with every std, some moari girls were mint specialy with green eyes...
ahhh vb it was bothering me that i knew it was that.
but wasnt sure cauze this is america hehe
"you know you wanna hit that hit that"
i love all these college girls
where i lived we had
bushpigs,bonges,sheep,crack hoes,few hot girls with every std, some moari girls were mint specialy with green eyes...
ahhh vb it was bothering me that i knew it was that.
but wasnt sure cauze this is america hehe
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Originally Posted by dean23
everybody here loves .... dont they. :] it must be a rotary thing.
i bet you cant find a kiwi in nz that hasnt smoked pot or sold pot hhahaha
not sure bout auzzies but i guess they would follow like sheep do
Now you're mixing up the Aussies with the Kiwis, I always heard the Kiwis follow sheep, with gumboots on for the sheeps back feet, (they cant get away from the Kiwi then)
lol
This thread has covered everything from cars, girls, drugs, beer and even sheep......roflmao
lol
This thread has covered everything from cars, girls, drugs, beer and even sheep......roflmao
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now see the sheeps legs are to short for the gumboot i think you got it mixed up
gumboots=young calfs
fence=sheep
hehe heres a kiwi auzie joke
the kiwis distant cousian from australia (city boy)came over on holiday..
the kiwi said he would show him the life of a sheep farmer.
so they went out in the 4x4 checking all the stock and that gates are closed
well the kiwi spots a sheep stuck in fence they drive over to check it out.
the kiwi yells ohh wicked!! jumps out of the truck runs over whips his pants off and starts givin it to the poor sheep. he walks back feeling really chuffed "this had just made his day"
the auzie looks at him suprized stutering you.. you really do **** sheep. kiwi repliys yeah sure why not i get more from sheep than me shelia.
the auzie thinks for a few seconds well can i have a go.kiwi say sure go to town on it.
well the auzie leaps out runs over whipps his pants down and sticks his head in the fence.......
hehe im sure theres more hope ya get a kick out of it lol
gumboots=young calfs
fence=sheep
hehe heres a kiwi auzie joke
the kiwis distant cousian from australia (city boy)came over on holiday..
the kiwi said he would show him the life of a sheep farmer.
so they went out in the 4x4 checking all the stock and that gates are closed
well the kiwi spots a sheep stuck in fence they drive over to check it out.
the kiwi yells ohh wicked!! jumps out of the truck runs over whips his pants off and starts givin it to the poor sheep. he walks back feeling really chuffed "this had just made his day"
the auzie looks at him suprized stutering you.. you really do **** sheep. kiwi repliys yeah sure why not i get more from sheep than me shelia.
the auzie thinks for a few seconds well can i have a go.kiwi say sure go to town on it.
well the auzie leaps out runs over whipps his pants down and sticks his head in the fence.......
hehe im sure theres more hope ya get a kick out of it lol