Yo, yo I'm seventeen and I'm hella bad!
I bought my own RX (but it was paid for by my dad)
I got dem baggy pants and my hat's on in reverse
But you know that I'm cool 'cause I get online and curse
I don't know how to spell, and what is "punctuate"?
But I can say "Aight", and not enunciate
I put up my first post, and "Help!!!" is all it said
I didn't do a search because it kinda hurt my head

My car won't start, and I've been crankin' for an hour
Where do I get a body kit, and double up the power?
I want to beat the ricers that harassed me in the past
So tell me what mods to do to make it really fast!!
My rotary's da bomb and it's old school all the way
But I want to pimp it out although I got no cash to pay
I want the Sterling carb and the Racing Beat exhaust
The Holley FPR and the Carter pump...the cost?

I want flush-mounted headlights, and subwoofers in the hatch
And I want to pull the "rat's nest" (but emissions is the catch)
A carbon fiber hood is the next thing on my list
Then some smokin' hot new wheels (the old one's won't be missed)
Can I get some seats on eBay? Or else tell me what will fit
And scrounge a junkyard racing clutch or rebuild with a kit?
I need some struts and shocks and a glass sunroof is bad
If I only had the money. I guess I'll ask my dad.

We know you're not a Wanksta son and you've got a fake gold tooth
No, I'm not dissin' you young man...I just forgot my youth.

Happy Father's day to all the other old dude's out there.

DD

 

Excellent.

All the newbs should be required to read that and swear on thier 7 that they will not follow the 'wangsta' path before they can even make thier 1st post.

Thanks for the chuckle.

 

This is funny!

 

First rate man. Now I'll have to take back 62% of all of the bad things I ever said about you.

 

o my god.... thats better than half the **** they play on the radio!!!! :laugh: but ya... made me think of wats his face's car that blew up.. hahahahaha

 

I will try and find a song so if some thug wants to rap about it, they will have a beat to do it with. lol Great ****.....how long did it take you to do that?

 

thats a bitchin song

 

Damn... And I thought "Rich Rollin" by Westside Connection was cool because they say, "Look at dat ***** rollin' in da RX-7!" but this just blows that away! I mean, this is a whole song about the 7; that song only has one line about the 7. Hahahaha.

Good ****, mang.

 

Do you have the mp3 id like to hear it

 

nice style, yo

 

My AIM screenname is kartchamp 117. I'll send it to you through there.

 

Tanks for teh compalmints!

Just messin' with ya. But honestly, sometimes I have to break out my secret RX-007 decoder ring to decipher the posts.

Have a great day.

DD

 

Thanks DD, very nice.

You guys have a good fathers day. I'm going to work on my roller here in a few.

Paul

 

Oh, and in case it wasn't obvious, "Wanksta" struck me as a funny combination of Wankel and gangster, and nothing more.

 

your a hell of a wanksta. :P, I could keep the tune in my head the hole time. lol, but thats the truth. I just fixed my tie rod ends so im happy : D

 

Yeah!!!!! BOI

I was making Beat box while i was rappin,

I should make a video!

 

LOL, as one of the "Old guys" of the forum, I got a good chuckle from that. I'll hafta show it to my teenage son, and hope he gets the hint.....

 

Great job DD! it is excellent.
Definetly work on a video!

 

That was forkin' awsome.

Just one thing though...

Too many *actual* power mods listed. No mention of fart pipes, window tint, washer lights, ground effects, or NOS...

But pretty damn good

Jon

 

Heh heh, you're right. If I didn't get laughed off the forum I thought about adding version 2. It may include *actual* power mods like racing stickers on the windows (+ 50 hp) and shaved door handles (+ 25 hp - estimated).

DD

 

Lets not forget about those huge fricken wings. +1000HP if they are big enough......
Silly Ricers, wings are for planes.

 

Igniter box, and carb troubles, and things you'll never need
Broke starter bolt and how to fix?...yo, can't you hear me plead?
My oil pressure's low, and the add coolant light is on
And drag suspension...who to ask? Well maybe I'll ask 'jon'
Headlights pull down my idle, I think WTF, you know?
Completely stock to cleaner stock, my WOT cut out, oh no!
And Bridgeport (that's Connecticut???) What would you pay for this?
How many FB's in your town? My new turbo (with pics!)

I'm eighteen now and wiser, and my 7 is complete
It's time to leave the backyard for a test out on the street
I push down on the button and the door poppers engage
She seems to welcome me and say "It's time to quell the rage."
I close the door beside me and say zoom zoom one more time
I've dreamed of this day often (That new wing is lookin' fine!)
The shaved door handles prolly cut down on resistance too
And racing stickers on the glass should boost me to Mach 2

I push the clutch in, turn the key, and fire up the beast
She spins to life, I wet my pants, (not minding in the least)
My mom looked scared and kinda cried. I backed out of the drive
She yelled "May God be with you son and come back home alive!"
I dropped her into 1st and took off like I knew she would
Then 2nd, 3rd, and Holy Crap! she flew just like she should!
When I hit 4th she chirped again, my hands were sweatin' bad
But 5th gear came and went and still I pushed for all she had

I musta hit 150 'cause my speedo broke and spun!
The front end lifted off the ground, I think my day is done!
But no! The rear wheels, they lift too! I'm flyin' in the sky!
The cops are down below me askin' "How'd he get so high?"
Now one whole year of forums, and the troubleshooting tips
Have brought me to this point, eternal smile on lips
Brrrriiiinnnng! What's that? It's my alarm that's way across the room
'Twas just a dream...for now at least...but someday...someday soon.

Keep the dream alive. But be careful out there.

DD

 

haha

 

Man this dude is off the chain!!!

Nice man I like

 

Ya know it must be good, when ya getting compliments from a guy who has had a drivers license longer than most of the guys here have been alive.....and my drivers license is about to turn 26.
That was pretty good, 'specially the ending. Gotta admit though, I'd prolly hate it, if it was set to the thumpida-bumpita music that always seems to accompany these types of "poems". (cRAP)