Ok, so this morning I'm leaving for work, get out to the carport. There's my 7, with the driver's side quarter window broken out, both doors standing wide open, my dash ripped apart & my stereo gone.

I had just redone the dash bezels, painted them black to match the rest of the interior. Now it's laying there, in pieces. I wasn't initially pissed off, just depressed. The longer I think about it, the madder I get.

Ok, just had to vent.

I HATE THIEVES!

 

Those people need to be shot. Im sorry about your car.

 

What he said, and then pissed on

 

Or, at the very least, be strung up by fishing line attached to their *********.

 

yes, hanging by fishing string while held upside down in a pit of man-eating sharks... with frikkin laser beams on their foreheads...

 

Activate the excruciatingly slow dipping mechanism!

 

hehe
GET EM!

 

if the thieves are ever found, i think a 1-wood to the spine should settle the score.

 

find their cars....add generous coating of aircraft stripper....wait 45 min...enjoy results

 

Did you know that you can fill a ping-pong ball with Draino (the granuals, not the liquid), put a piece of scotch tape over it, and drop it in a gas tank?

by the time the gas eats away the adhesive, you're long gone - and then it goes kaboom.... would like to find the thieve's car...

Wait - that sounded terroristic. Sorry - nobody rat me out, okay?

 

you get word of who it was/is, you stake out the mother ******, ambush him/them with baseball bats make'em get into the van You rented,,,,tie (each) of them up and duct tape over mouths and blindfolds.
then ask them " wheres my **** ?" take whatever money
or ??????? on 'em explain that anything other then the truth will result in a bat to a knee, and if any answer is a **** you, well that will result in a plastic bag tied over the head. have a personnal tape recorder to record all, no video . ask 'em if it's getting warm in the plastic bag(s) explain to 'em that it's all up to them, what you do or don't do. thieves all need to be worm food. IMO you worked very hard on your car and were proud.. Remember that when something is real nice, people can't stand it and go sideways to ruin your nice stuff, not to mention the money you invested. it's not cool, it's not right, and you shouldn't have to be a victum. bastards !!!! i'm not overboard, i agree with carl.but shooting makes too much noise and is messy,,i know use a pillow...etc lol. i hate to say it again but when something is nice , it's like a big sign saying " **** with me "

 

haha

 

you could skin them, then tie them on a huge red ant pile.

 

I KNOW you're not laughing at my pain, are you?

 

wow we are harsh.....but they deserve it

 

Hey Ludicrous, not to belittle your anger cause I totally agree, but it's kind of ironic that your tag line reads "Drive it like u stole it", isn't it?

I hate thieves too. I've had many a thing stolen out of my car, so I feel your pain. Kill 'em all!!!

 

I like the draino idea , where did you find that piece of info???????

 

where in CA are you??? I got pics of my OG JVC Kameleon that I gave to my buddy and some idiots tried to rip off the face! !

I post pics, their on my other comp...

-Ryan

 

What he said, but a bottle of 151 and shoot them in the knees. When the stop screaming take a swig of the 151 and spit on there knees. Repeat till satisfied.... Sorry to hear about your car..

 

My uncle. Gotta love the info that gets passed down through the generations. He used to be a mechanic, not sure where he learned it. It'd be interesting to see if it works. If you try it, let us know.

I'm in Stockton.

 

should try it on a junker to see if it works,there are some radical people out there.

 

should try it on a junker to see if it works,there are some radical people out there.

 

should try it on a junker to see if it works,there are some radical people out there.

 

Call me traditionalist, but I'm more a "tar and feather" kinda guy... Something about searing hot tar just seems to be a fitting end for those people.

What we've gotta do is get the A-holes who stole TJ's ride, along with these guys, and whoever else we can find that has defiled a seven (Jesse James?), and do the whole lot of 'em.

Hm... though for JJ I would say machine gun to the nads... see how he likes it.

Okay, as a disclaimer I'd just like to say that I'm absolutely kidding! However I still think it sucks. Sorry to hear about it Ludicrous

Jon

 

Would a ping pong ball even fit past the restrictor in the filler neck?

Your uncle must have been doing this before unleaded was mandated...

I agree with Mark's post, the nicer the car the more ******** will want to **** with it. I'd go ballistic if it happened to my car.

Sounds like you need a real garage