Gathering everything I need to take before the magistrate.

 

 

*tear* I love a story with a good middle part.... If it's a good ending, I'll start bawling.

 

Our thoughts and prayers are with you, my friend.

 

I can pitch in, too. I gotta Uncle that changes his collostomy bag like every DAY !!! He used to be a godlike warrior, but now he ***** in a bag while he's talking to you.

How much would the shipping be from Georgia ? ( without insurance )

 

You want to buy it?

 

No. Sorry what happened to you. I meant how much was shipping from Georgia to Pele... for the **** bags to add to his **** balloons so he can be armed to the hilt.

Don't get mad. Get even !

 

You mean from me to Georgia...

Me: Yeah. I'd like to ship this... *Drops box with soggy bottom on the counter.*
Postal Worker: What's in it?
Me: Urine!
Postal Worker: Get rid of it NOW!
Me: I'll give you $20
Postal Worker: Leave! Leave NOW!

Seriously... It'd satisfy me to no end to see someone covered in fecal matter and/or urine.

 

as the owne, proprietor etc, he is smoewhat responsible for what his employees do on there working hours. (this includes transit time to and from work) check with a good lawyer and do not, repeat do not bring any KY with you when you get down to the dirty business on them!

 

Me: Yo. I need to ship this to California... *Drops heavy brown bag with red ribbon on the counter. Immediately attracts flies and gnats *
Redneck Postal Worker: What's it worth ?
Me: It's Priceless.
Redneck Postal Worker: You got to declare a value. It's either worth a **** or it don't get mailed.
Me: Oh... Well it's worth EXACTLY a **** !
Redneck Postal Worker: You mocking me, boy ?
Me: No, sir. I just need to send this **** to my buddy Pele in California so he can cover dude that trashed dude's car in excrement and urine.
Redneck Postal Worker: Well, hell... Why didn't you just SAY SO !!!