Bubba Jr. is dead, Double J lives!
08-12-03, 04:41 AM
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Rollin' coal and 53mpg!
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Bubba Jr. is dead, Double J lives!
After "the wreck," I had decided, that since Bubba Jr. was going to the body shop for some serious plastic surgery... he might as well get a sex change too.
"SHE" is now named "Double J," as in paying homage to my (and everyone's) favorite adult film star, Jenna Jameson. Here's the reasoning why (all traits are the same for both girl and car): She has smoooth, flowing curves, all of which are bolt-on. She needs to be warmed up thoroughly in order for a good performance, or else she wants to go back onto the trailer and not be around anybody. She WILL NOT perform in cold climates. She enjoys going full-bore, as hard as possible, for as long as possible. When you're inside her, you realize that she controls YOU, and you're just hanging on for the ride. And when it's all said and done with, her backside is covered in grease and goo (the car runs WAY rich... the girl... if I hafta explain it, you shouldn't be reading this anyway).
So when she comes out of the shop, I'll post pictures of her. I can't wait!
"SHE" is now named "Double J," as in paying homage to my (and everyone's) favorite adult film star, Jenna Jameson. Here's the reasoning why (all traits are the same for both girl and car): She has smoooth, flowing curves, all of which are bolt-on. She needs to be warmed up thoroughly in order for a good performance, or else she wants to go back onto the trailer and not be around anybody. She WILL NOT perform in cold climates. She enjoys going full-bore, as hard as possible, for as long as possible. When you're inside her, you realize that she controls YOU, and you're just hanging on for the ride. And when it's all said and done with, her backside is covered in grease and goo (the car runs WAY rich... the girl... if I hafta explain it, you shouldn't be reading this anyway).
So when she comes out of the shop, I'll post pictures of her. I can't wait!
01-02-10, 08:23 AM
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i know this thred is super dead but i laughed sooooo hard lmao im having a hard time typing cause im still laughing so again im sorry for reviving a dead thread
EDIT hahahahah this is my 69 th post go figure lmao
EDIT hahahahah this is my 69 th post go figure lmao
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