Long title but anyway
This morning I was geting on the freeway under full boost and my car is kinda loud, I look to my left and a CHP passes me with the lights on and I'm like oh snap! I slowed down a whole lot and got off the freeway and he was trying to pull somebody else over. I really don't know how I didn't get pulled over

So lets hear some stories because I know you people have at least one.

 

many many years ago. I was driving my pick up truck with my friends in the back (goes to show you how long it was). We were at a stop light and me being young and dumb I decided to "peel out backwards" so my friends would bounce around in the bed of the truck. Did not notice the cop car which was two cars ahead of me...

He didn't pull me over. I think it was because he had a suspect in the back of the car.

 

I got pulled over doing 101 on hwy101. The cop was ready to roll me up, but he got a call about a crash nearby.
I said "I guess it's my lucky day, huh?" and he said "Someone just crashed their car and there are injuries. It's NO ONE'S lucky day."

Then he gave me some gnarly stink-eye and got into his cruiser and peeled out.

 

I came sliding around a corner at 50mph in a 25mph and noticed a cop chillen 100 yards away from me facing me, so i just let off the gas and picked my nose as i drove by him. don't know why he didn't pull me over.

 

I was pulling out of a Chevron with my s13 and we just welded the diff so i was at the red light turning to my right so i just puched it and i slid completley sideways and a cop was going right by and i was like ****! and he didnt do anything. I think he liked it so he gave me a break hahaha

 

Just a few nights ago street slidin at like 3am and I noticed a car at the stop sign that saw me and it was starting to follow me and I noticed it has clear lights on top and it was a black and white. I was like god damn it... I had my bosozoku exhaust on at the time as well stickin a few feet out of the back of my car into the air and my rear license plate light was turned off. Not to mention my blue and red leds were flashin on the front of my car (a huge violation) After 3 miles of following me at 15mph he just suddenly turned and I was like what the hell? I laughed all the way home about my great luck.

 

**** bitches that are ***** and *****. I hope all of them just died like a fly and a booger in their eye.

 

Trying to get them posts up eh? ^^^

 

nope. post do not go up in lounge and west section forum.

 

You're more random than anyone else on here.

Kinda curious... you say you have a 800 WHP LS6 FD???

Any pics? I'm looking into this swap in the future

 

i was @ a red light in my cousins regal slammed with daytons and he had a cd with the "Bone Thugs & Harmony" song **** the police. So i turn the volume way high and when the light turned green i kept their pace till around 40mph @ a 35zone.

now that i remember that, it was something real ***** like to do =/

 

**** da police!!@

 

damn pigs

 

i was driving my big yellow truck goin to pepboys, i was driving up the driveway when i punched it and pilled out with smoke and all..i looked across to the other driveway and a FINE lady cop was pulling in.. i was like FUHHHHK!!! and she drove passed me and did nothing... maybe because its a classic truck =)

 

**** pepboys.............................nuff said

Lloyd

 

lol. autozone???

 

idk were to begin...

 

I don't do anything crazy with the car bc i drive a stock rx8 as a daily driver.
But awile ago i was driving at night arround 10 to go to 7-11 and i was listening to harcore/metal music on 80% til max volume and i was coming to a stop light and there was a cop that pulled up right beside me i got so scared and i didn't have a licence at the time too. But luckily the rx8 has the volume buttons on the steering wheel so i pressed it all the way down.

It wasn't a crazy story but listening to loud *** music by a cop is kinda scary.

 

A buddy of mine in a stock Trans Am had Rage Against the Machine blasting and a cop pulled up next to him at a stop light. The cop looks over (my buddy has his windows down) and yelled, "Turn it down!" So of course my buddy did, and the cop just shook his head and continued on.

Dumbest thing I've ever done in front of a cop was when I went driving up in the mountains, and I was flying down. There was a good quarter mile straight away, the longest on the mountain road that I took, and even though I was coming down the mountain, there was a bit where the road went up, then steep down again. Because of the hill you can't see the other side of the crest, so I continued to fly down in a 35mph zone. I must have been doing a good 65mph, at least. I hit the top of the crest and see a cop driving up it. I hit the brakes pretty hard and nose dived the crud out of the car. I had a radar detector in the car, and he didn't have his Ka on, thank goodness.

 

drove around on 06 tags. drifted in a parking lot with the police in the other lot. drifted a intersection in the rain with a k-9 car entering a church's chicken parking lot.

 

^wow that's pretty dumb
Zero: you better tell a story!

 

few years back i was coming up on a red light so i stop crank the volume up on the cd that was in i believe it was MSI (mindless self indulgence) Frankenstein girls will seem strangely sexy cd track was ****** i believe and a cop rolls up next to me for a sec and then looks over and guns it on a red and the guy behind him follows i look over an i was like wow wonder where he is off to in such a hurry

 

Just today I was pulling out of a McD's decided to gun it out of the parking lot through some water to swing it a bit. Went in a bit hard had some good angle but over corrected. Ended up spinning out . Straightened the car out and as I drove away I saw two cop cars pull out of a neighborhood. I knew they had to have heard me but probably couldn't do anything cause they didn't see me do it ha ha.

Once again I must say that I don't condone anything like that on the street =P

 

After coming home from the street races with my old crew (i was crew leader so i always drove infront) we were going to Famima at 3AM. In order to get there.. you must make a U-turn at a major intersection.

Now Im in my Tc (at the time)... followed by a 300zx Twin Turbo, Evo 8, Turbo Tc, SRT4, Eclipse GS-T, 2 STi's, and a GT-R.

Ive made this U-Turn countless times and know it like clockwork. Since I was texting..and in my outside vision sensed the light had changed.... I made an illegal U turn.... on red... and pulled into Famima...wondering why all of my teammates are still at the light...lock my car and start to walk to Famima... a Seargant SUV Torrance Cop pulls in....asks me why I made an illegal u-turn.

I had no idea what he was talking about. Now my friends start to pull in. And he said..."no why would your friends wait &..and you just go...."

I now realized what I had done...explained to him that I went there on a nightly basis..and for some reason the light changed green for everyone but the turning lane that evening...and I had just received a text from my girlfriend (which i had.. a text pic ) He laughed and said... "I dont care since its late and no ones out but next time pay attention"...

As he left...all of my friends busted up laughing and calling me names...and how lucky I was.. and were amazed that I didnt notice the cop right there...let alone was dumb enough to make an illegal U turn as he's waiting to see where we are all going.

Safe to say.. I think that tops the dumbest **** ever done.

I wear this title proud.


However... if you were in my situation...Im sure you wouldve done the same thing too....

 

Oh... here's one for my FD....

about 3 weeks ago I was heading for Super Lap Battle (our team placed 1st in our class and broke 3 records)

And Im speeding on the 91. Obviously over the speed limit... rocking out to music.. Im unaware of a speeding CHP bike cop approaching... there is no time to slow down....

The guy pulls up next to me..and is looking at me....the death stare.


I realize this..and look over... still with a firm mean face....gives me a THUMBS UP....

and takes off faster than me.

A-MAZING

This would be the only 2 great storys I've had...compared to the plenty of times I've been bent over....and fisted by law enforcement