What is the dumbest thing you've done around a cop and still didn't get pulled over
I was nearly ran off the freeway and then followed off the ramp by some crazy bitch on a phone. I got off the freeway to go home and got in the right turn lane. She races up on the side of me super close and starts to talk ****. I pulled out my 3 D mag light from under the seat and blasted off the side view mirror and told her to eat a dick. LAPD was in the same intersection and saw the whole thing. I peeled out and turned right, she chased me. We go about a 1/4 mile and the cop hits on the lights. That was the first I saw him. I pulled over right away, the bitch drove right by and pulled over 200 yard down. They ask wtf and put me in cuffs. That's when I see the guy in the back of the car and fucked up by a K9 dog and bleeding every where. I tell them what happened on the freeway, and she runs up and acts like she is going to takes a swing at me talking mad junk......She was super angry and telling someone on the phone what I look like and where we are. I tell the cops I am a LA city fire inspector (and the see the cards in my wallet) and the cuffs come off. The bitch is acting a fool and I am super mellow. So the cops say unless we want to both go to jail, we need to act like it was a minor accident and we should exchange ins info. So she starts walking to her tahoe and she gets about half way and the cops tell me" get the **** out of here". I was like HUH?! " get the **** out of here before she gets to her car". So I get in, bust a 180 and floor it. She ran to her can and tried to chase me, but they pulled her over again.......I LMAO.
Long title but anyway
This morning I was geting on the freeway under full boost and my car is kinda loud, I look to my left and a CHP passes me with the lights on and I'm like oh snap! I slowed down a whole lot and got off the freeway and he was trying to pull somebody else over. I really don't know how I didn't get pulled over
So lets hear some stories because I know you people have at least one.
This morning I was geting on the freeway under full boost and my car is kinda loud, I look to my left and a CHP passes me with the lights on and I'm like oh snap! I slowed down a whole lot and got off the freeway and he was trying to pull somebody else over. I really don't know how I didn't get pulled over
So lets hear some stories because I know you people have at least one.
Ive been the person pulled over instead of the idiot driver because I sped up to get away from 'evil kenivil'. The police officer even told me he was after the other guy until I went around his initial culprit!
I was nearly ran off the freeway and then followed off the ramp by some crazy bitch on a phone. I got off the freeway to go home and got in the right turn lane. She races up on the side of me super close and starts to talk ****. I pulled out my 3 D mag light from under the seat and blasted off the side view mirror and told her to eat a dick. LAPD was in the same intersection and saw the whole thing. I peeled out and turned right, she chased me. We go about a 1/4 mile and the cop hits on the lights. That was the first I saw him. I pulled over right away, the bitch drove right by and pulled over 200 yard down. They ask wtf and put me in cuffs. That's when I see the guy in the back of the car and fucked up by a K9 dog and bleeding every where. I tell them what happened on the freeway, and she runs up and acts like she is going to takes a swing at me talking mad junk......She was super angry and telling someone on the phone what I look like and where we are. I tell the cops I am a LA city fire inspector (and the see the cards in my wallet) and the cuffs come off. The bitch is acting a fool and I am super mellow. So the cops say unless we want to both go to jail, we need to act like it was a minor accident and we should exchange ins info. So she starts walking to her tahoe and she gets about half way and the cops tell me" get the **** out of here". I was like HUH?! " get the **** out of here before she gets to her car". So I get in, bust a 180 and floor it. She ran to her can and tried to chase me, but they pulled her over again.......I LMAO.
don't lie that was an ex. haha
a chp had pulled sum one over and when i passed i downshifted and hualed *** and i beckfired i live right around the corner and as soon as i pulled in i hear sirens by the time the cop passed by my house my car was inside lol
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