Joke of the day. 3/18
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So a man walks into an adult entertainment store and walks around. The clerk asks him if he's looking for anything in particular. The man replies, "Hmm do you have any blow up dolls?" the clerk answers "yeah, we do, we have lots, do you want a male or a female?" The man unhestitantly decides "female one please..." The clerk then asks "do you want a black one or a white one?" The man says "I want a white one" The clerk then says "Okay last question, do you want a muslim or a christain doll?"
Thinking for a second the man asks "what the hell does religion have to do with a blow up doll?" The clerk then replies "Well, you see the muslim ones blow them selves up"
So a man walks into an adult entertainment store and walks around. The clerk asks him if he's looking for anything in particular. The man replies, "Hmm do you have any blow up dolls?" the clerk answers "yeah, we do, we have lots, do you want a male or a female?" The man unhestitantly decides "female one please..." The clerk then asks "do you want a black one or a white one?" The man says "I want a white one" The clerk then says "Okay last question, do you want a muslim or a christain doll?"
Thinking for a second the man asks "what the hell does religion have to do with a blow up doll?" The clerk then replies "Well, you see the muslim ones blow them selves up"
I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ***
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ***
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class
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