check this out. this is hilarious.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...&category=6472

you have to READ THE WHOLE THING.

 

very funny.

 

Jensen is my last name.

 

At least the guy knows what he's selling... A collectable pile of crap. Kinda like a pet rock.

Brian

 

21 bids too haha

 

"The hood, while fairly free of corrosion, appears to have been run over by a monster truck."

"The first few dozen of these overheating, pig-handling, self-immolating rustbuckets came with Vignale-built bodies of such staggeringly poor quality that the ENGLISH wouldn't accept them, which is saying quite a mouthful."


haha this is great

 

holy **** that has to be one of hte best auctions ever. Brutal honesty rules.

 

lolerz

 

exactly! but havent we all had one of these at one point or another?

 

"I can only chalk this up to a liberal coating of Limey lubricants having leaked from the sump and gearbox."

The Brits call oil leaks "self-replenishing rust-preventative."

 

"Term of Sales: For starters, you can get it out of my driveway."

 

that is great!! its so funny i almost would buy it, just for the laugh

 

lol well atleast he is honest

 

That car is TIIGHT! I must have it.

 

Mine Mine Mine!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I want it!

Isint that the mad max car? I recall a line from the movie where the mechanic who built it said "its the last of the V8 interceptors".

 

Ehh, Carl, as far as I know, the Mad Max ones were Ford Interceptors (Aussie ones), not Jensen.
The British Jensen is a very cool car, and pretty rare. Jensen had a lot of problems over the years, but a good restored car would be worth a few times what our Sevens are worth.
This must be the most honest ebay auction I ever saw though!

 

You can see the ad worked for him, it has 27000 hits...

 

What ad are you speaking of?

 

thats a bargain at that price. Doesn't look like its too far gone either

The Mad Max interceptor was a Ford Falcon XB with lots of additional fibreglass van bodykit parts and other misc scrap

 

Yep, Mike has it all perfect there!
I know, the Jensen is a bargain at that price. But it's in the USA... so no, I'm not gonna buy it and have it shipped

 

not to mention the falcon also had a ford Mach I hood.

 

Funniest auction I've read since the Prozac Barbie. Brutal honesty works, and the buyer will NEVER be able to say they didn't know what they were getting!

 

lol 67 jensen interceptor "hooptie" this gets my vote for best ebay car auction EVAR!! lol

 

2 hours left.... cmon i know SOMEONE on here wants it

 

Holy crap, thats awesome. Ironically, thats one of the most well-done auto auctions I've ever seen (good grammar, just the right number of pics, etc...).

"...the inner front fenders and box sections have taken a similar stroll across the periodic table..."

Best line in the whole thing!