The other day I was playing a round of golf with my friends. On the 10th hole we came across bunch of beginners who were taking forever, they were like 9 pars over and were taking forever. When we got to the 14th hole we got sick and tired of waiting so we tee'd off anyways. Then I had the misfortune of hitting the ball into this cry babie's side, he fell down and started crying. I was responsible and immidiately left my hole to apologize and make sure it he was okay. When I got their he called me a son of a bitch for not even waiting for him to get out of the way to apologize. He swore at me (more than once) despite my apologies. The guy then told me he's gonna sue me, I asked to see the mark but I couldn't see it because the golf ball got stuck in his massive liars of fat, and those same lairs were covering the mark. After getting his # I'm hooking up with his wife and I'm gonna go bang her tonight

 

That was awsome I laughed so hard it hurt.

But you spelt "layers" wrong.

 

 

don't worry, he won't kick your *** or anything

does homeowner's insurance cover bitch slaps? open-hand style!

 

Is this **** for real OR you're just making fun of AdamC.

 

good one! lol

 

Lol +1

 

You Guy's are some Angry Mo Fo's, LOL
Maybe you guys should add a new sub-section for the West. "West Coast Roast",
Be prepared to get Roasted Atleast you guys keep the forum interesting.
Hell, I just wish when I posted for your guy's input about things like which color I should paint my rex?, that i got half of these reponses. Hell that way I might of made up my mind by now,lol.

 

If you need some advice, please PM Adam C. He's an expert in situations much like yours.

 

Is this what that fool looked like?

 

I just hope you have "*****-collision" coverage on your golfers insurance.

 

Here is an easy way to decide.

If you agree with Adam, paint that **** pink, ya faeg.
If your with the rest of the west side beligerghey's...paint it pink, your still a faeg.

J/K paint it black.

 

ROFL

 

ouch. there's just some major -age going on around here. heehee.

 

Cracks me up.................

 

I can't stop crying of laughter..

 

This is some lame ****. Lounge material is starting to spill out into the West Section. The Beligerents need to step up our patrols and rid this place of the new n00bs running rampant around here.

I nominate DJDINO use his tactic of scaring away kids with his mangled grill.

 

is it because he's black, *** I'm black too.

 

What type of ball was it? Those damn Nike ****-piles never fly straight! For some reason when I hit em' they all spew off to the left: it's the damn ball manufacturer's fault, sue NIKE!

 

miniature golfing doenst count.

 

Matt, you ever heard the saying "it's not the car, it's the driver"? I think that might apply to you and the Nike golf *****. I can hit them straight all day long. You just need to eat more olives.

 

I nominate belligerents who like shift from 6th to 2nd gear and blow the welds of manifold.

 

wowsers. that was crazy mean. djdino got totally

 

Sounds like we need to have a meet at a low-end golf course. One that we probably wouldn't be interested in returning to I can only imagine what some of the guys would do with the carts Maybe the course on the Sutter Buttes?

 

That sounds like a hell of an idea!!!! Do I hear golf cart drifting from hole to hole??