not my post but hilarious

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/1022618927.html

1988 Mazda Rx7 TURBO $1700 OBO - $1700 (SF BAY AREA)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-02-05, 4:06PM PST


1988 MAZDA RX7 TURBO
V4 5Speed 212,xxx GAS SAVER!!!
2 SEATER. CARPOOL SPECIAL..GREAT FOR COMMUTER
NO MECHANICAL PROBLEMS.SWAY BAR RECENTLY ADDED FOR STABILITY
CURRENT REG. NEEDS SMOG. BUT WILLING TO TAKE CARE OF THAT
POWER WINDOWS POWER DOORS SUNROOF
CLEAN BODY. CLOTH INTERIOR

WILLING TO INCLUDE 2 12'' ROCFORDFOSGATE PUNCH SUBS WITH 300 WATT ROCFORDFOSGATE AMP. FOR $220 XTRA..OBO

COME TEST DRIVE.CAR MUST GO ASAP.

 

A version 4 turbo gas saver huh?? Gimme now. Noobosity at it's finest

 

lol the car is a damn N/A. It seems someone told him it's not a turbo and it is not a V4 because it does not say that on his add anymore.

 

Someone talk him down.

 

i think someone should shoot him a trade offer for 3 magic beans

 

You got to give it to him. His got Smog hook up YO!

 

Lmao hahahha ******* nuub

 

 

hey haha i texted that guy today and otld him its not v4 or turbo. he kept tryint o call me afterward and i said id report him to popo if he didnt stop haha wow i guess he changed the ad cus of me

 

Lol @ emc

 

wackyracer trying to get rid of junk.

 

Wow just wow.. are you sure your not the guy that advertised that?

 

rofl...... i wonder how he thought his car was turbo?

 

He probably saw his air pump and was like "ZOMG SUPERCHARGER!" But being the complete and utter noob that he is also did not know what a supercharger was and so thought "TURBO!!" Thought it was a v4 cause its got 4 spark plugs too lawl

 

i love this 90 rare model GTU. It even looks rare.

 

rare black front bumper that doesnt match the rest of the car. lol

 

Hes got s5 tails on an s4.... he knows something about the car. Or at least the previous owner did.

 

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1022905955.html

 

someone cockblocked that guy so bad! LMAO

|||Beware||| 1988 MAZDA RX7 $$1600 OBO - $1600 (richmond / seacliff)
Reply to: sale-1031158784@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-11, 4:45PM PST


OK let's get 1 thing clear for everybody that has no clue about cars or rotary's
YOU WILL BE BUYING OR REBUILDING THE ENGINE SOON. Along with other misc for the high millage this has
Anybody that is paying this guy more then $600 is a idiot
this guy most likely bought this for around $500 from an auction or either from previous owner that new this thing was on it's last leg
There are hundredths of other parts that will give out by this time as well
but seriously the seals are turning bad, car has been overheated previously
So come to conclusion, you buy this and you'll spend way more money to get it in decent running condition

__________________________________________________ _________________

1988 MAZDA RX7 5SPEED

CLEAN BODY CLOTH INTERIOR.

NO MECHANICAL PROBLEMS

CAR RUNS GREAT

2 SEATER PERFECT FOR CARPOOL

PANASONIC DECK

WILL INCLUDE 2 12'' ROCFORDFOSGATE W/ AMP FOR XTRA CASH

CAR MUST GO ASAP CALL CEASAR 415-684-6694

 

thats funny.

 

opps!