AHAHAHAHAHAHA WILL DO CAPTIN!

54% of Americans fold toilet paper neatly. 35% wad it. What about the other 11%?

 

 

I POSTED ALL IN CAPS LOL



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The average American makes six trips to the bathroom every day; that’s about 2 1/2 years of your life down the drain.

 

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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

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More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.

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The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.

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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

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According to the World Heath Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

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On average, humans have 9,000 taste buds in their mouths, tongues, and throats.

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The average person will swallow 295 times while eating.

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In your lifetime your body will produce more thatn 25,000 quarts of saliva.

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Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

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The average American eats at McDonalds 1,811 times in their life.

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On male shirts the buttons are on the right side, on female shirts the left side. This is due to wealthy women using slaves many years ago to dress them. The buttons were on the right side to the slaves who buttoned up the shirts…

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Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

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It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

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Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

 

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The average person laughs 13 times a day.

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In an average lifetime a person will walk the equivilant of three times around the world.

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In one day an average person will take about 18,000 steps.

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A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!

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Most people take an average of seven minutes to fall asleep.

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Official studies have found that right handed people tend to scratch with their left hand and visa-versa.

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When asked to name a color, 3 out of 5 people will say red.

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The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year!

 

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City Laws in California
Alhambra
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere
City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
Why does this law exist?
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Burlingame
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Cathedral City
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Full text of the law.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.
Full text of the law.
One may not bring their dog to school.
Full text of the law.
Cerritos
All dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Full text of the law.
Chico
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Full text of the law.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Full text of the law.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.

 

City Laws in California

Chico
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
Full text of the law.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.



Dana Point
One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.
Full text of the law.

Downey
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.

hahahahah^^^


El Monte
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Full text of the law.
Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games. WTF>?!?!?! hahahahahahahah
Full text of the law.
Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
Full text of the law.


Eureka
Persons may not sleep on a road.
Full text of the law.
One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
Full text of the law.
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.

Fresno
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Full text of the law.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
Full text of the law.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
Full text of the law.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
Full text of the law.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Full text of the law.
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
Full text of the law.

Glendale
One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
Full text of the law.
A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.

 

 

El Monte
Southbay nubs are shot on sight

 

california has some dumb laws........


City Laws in California


Glendale
It is illegal to jump into a passing car. hahahahahahah rofl
Full text of the law.
Cars may not be driven in reverse.

no reverse driving hahaha wtf?!?


Hermosa Beach
Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
Full text of the law.
No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground. =hahahaha
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to pour salt on a highway. wwtf/?
Full text of the law.

Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.


Indian Wells
It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
Full text of the law.
Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
Full text of the law.
Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
Full text of the law.
Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
Full text of the law.
Lafayette
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.

Lodi
It is illegal to shoot “silly string” at parade participants.
Full text of the law.

Lompoc
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters.
Why does this law exist?
Long Beach
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage
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It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.


Los Angeles
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.


^ dont lick them!

 

777 breaker

 

Shaddop! Q

 

**** dude, i still feel sick

taco Tuesday sucks!

 

 

City Laws in California
Los Angeles
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
Why does this law exist?
Los Angeles County
All food in a children�s camp must be approved by the director before being used.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
Full text of the law.
No person may charge admission to a house party.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
Full text of the law.


Norco
Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
Full text of the law.
It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
Why does this law exist?
Full text of the law.
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Why does this law exist?
Full text of the law.
Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
Full text of the law.

Ontario
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

Pacific Grove
It is illegal to molest butterflies.

Palm Springs
It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.

Pasadena
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.


Portola
One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.
Full text of the law.
No person may carry a fish into a bar.
Full text of the law.

Prunedale
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

Redlands
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock.



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City Laws in California

San Diego
It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

San Francisco
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.
Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

San Jose
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.

San Luis Obispo
Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.
Full text of the law.

Santa Monica
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

Shasta Lake
One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
Full text of the law.

Simi Valley
Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.
Full text of the law.

Temecula
Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St.

Thousand Oaks
Before a business may have a “going out of business sale”, they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.
Full text of the law.

Walnut
Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.
Full text of the law.
Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
Full text of the law.
Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
Full text of the law.
Persons may not pick flowers from the city parks.
Full text of the law.
Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
Full text of the law.
One may not leave sand in their own driveway.

 

were did you get that pic of the fc being chased by the g35?

 

Thats me man

hey zero check this **** out, is that yours?