So I've been trying to meet him for a while as he's just the coolest thing to happen to this site since rotary motors were invented.

I was chilling at a part in the OC, and ricerj walks up to me I stand up all giddy to shake his hand and he falls and just breaks his leg, bleeding all over the place. I'm like "omg are you ok?" He dies.

So I'm like damn he's dead, looking at the light house and some how he taps me on the shoulder and goes "what's up dude?" I'm like "HOLY **** IT'S YOU." He's like "**** ya son, you wanta larp it up?"

So we start shadow bolting on these bitches and this one girl is like "larpers suck" and ricerj is all "like no way bitch" and she stabs him in the stomach he bleeds out and dies.

I figure ok he's gotta really be dead and try to get some pizza, and ricerj is making the pies, so i know this pizza is going to be good as ****. I order some pizza, he goes "listen homie let me get you a fresh slice" and puts his hands in the oven, he catches on fire and runs into the flour and the whole building burns down.

I figure the only thing that will make me happy is riding my unicorn in a street race with a crx. So i'm driving around Modesto looking for a crx. Who pulls up? Yup RicerJ. I'm like "you are still alive?" He's like "hell yea playa." We start revving, yes I can rev my unicorn. It's still a red light and ricerj hits the gas and gets side swiped by a bus.

I start crying and ricerj comes to give me a tissue then just bursts into flames. So I log on to this site and they threw me out of the west lounge. That's the true meaning of Easter.

 

no

 

if you don't like lighthouses YOU SUCK

 

wtf what were u doing in modesto. This is probably gonna get locked too.

 

This sounds like a bad pipe dream...

 

Wowsers.....did I just read this? Million points for creativity. Pics of ricerj...I get the feeling nobody likes him???? Correct me if Im wrong.

 

more like his wildest wet dream

 

 

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shouldn't this be in the lounge?

 

I would like the 3 minutes of my life back. Kthxbye!

 

he's banned from west lounge

 

nub

 

100 posts 88 to go

 

wow.. that was interesting.. sounds like you got a hard on for ricerj..

 

You owe me 30 seconds of my life back, for making me read part of that.

 

I guess we know who get's the NOOB OF THE MONTH cookie.......What a ***.

 

yo still interested in the gtus?

 

Fail.

 

Nope, I have my eyes out for a low mileage s5 t2. I dont think I would be happy with a gtus at this point. Thanks though.

 

So much fail in this thread.

 

i'm the king of the trees, i'm the TREEMEISTER

 

np \m/

 

SCRAP IT, there is some good alm in those 7's!

 

anyone knows/knew this guy? he has a big mouth.