JOKE OF THE DAY *Echo* *Echo* *Echo*
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JOKE OF THE DAY *Echo* *Echo* *Echo*
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's
gonna' start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She said as she blew her top, "You bastard! You waltz in
here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me, and then
expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook
and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh **** - it's started
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's
gonna' start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She said as she blew her top, "You bastard! You waltz in
here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me, and then
expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook
and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh **** - it's started
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Belligerent MoFo
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Funniest thing every, I just overheard a funny blond joke... the funniest thang though was observing the joke teller trying to explain the blond joke afterwards. I never thought someone other than a blond would need a blond joke explained.
Drive to the unknown.
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wonderful, now I get a full forum of that crap too... YES I moved down here w/o a job, but I also left everything I knew trying to do something for myself, and so far I've recieved nothing but grief for it, so let's avoid that particular subject, if you don't mind. thanx 
Belligerent MoFo
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From: So. Cal
Originally Posted by Comet
wonderful, now I get a full forum of that crap too... YES I moved down here w/o a job, but I also left everything I knew trying to do something for myself, and so far I've recieved nothing but grief for it, so let's avoid that particular subject, if you don't mind. thanx
. I don't think I would leave without the security of at least a job. 
Drive to the unknown.
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From: Missoula, Montana
Well thanx, as you can imagine, it's been a stressful month or so getting ready for the move back home, but when I came down, yes, I didn't have a job, and lived off my savings while I looked, which went to crap when my 91 blew up and I bought the 93....
