I'm off to Cupertino next month to visit an old high school friend who's now working for Apple. I've never been to Cali before and was hoping that some of you could let me know about some of the things I should see/do while I'm there.

Thanks!

 

Super Autobachs! FTW

 

Go to china town... pier 39.... and ghirardelli chocolate factory.... and wonder the streets in the pier 39 area.... maybe a naked dude will jump out of the bushes at you, like he did me!

 

Take me back with you.

 

Get a ******* from a woman. Thats like a needle in a haystack in SF.

 

but hes going to San Fransisco, isnt that the gay area??

 

...which would make getting a BJ from a woman difficult, hence me using the phrase "needle in a haystack."?

 

sush, i wasnt paying attention

 

I suspect my GF would take exception to that.

 

To Canada that is.

 

So long as you can fit into a carry-on bag, you're in.

 

The best part is I probably could.

Well, more like a check-in bag.

Doh, didn't know Saskatchewan was so far from Ontario.

 

Jesus ******* Christ.

That's like saying "Golly, who knew that Montana so far away from DC!"

Asshat.

 

I apologize for offending your delicate Canadian pride.

 

Was that a 747 or a The POINT that just flew over your head?

 

dude you gotta be careful with Canadians....they're like... a maple leaf. Sure their big but under heat they will dry up and crumble

 

go to haight street, it has the best shopping in san francisco imo. also check out the metreon, alkatraz, all the usual tourist spots.

 

Keep that butthole tight and covered!
Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Saskatchewan sounds like the Indian delivery guy. You need to understand that American schools don't really teach Canadian geography. We just know its north eh.

 

go to all the touristy spots: pier 39, fishermans wharf, ghiradelli square, golden gate bridge, alcatraz, ride the cable cars, twin peaks for a nice view of the city

 

I take offence to that our Ex-president Clinton said That's NOT SEX

 

Then when you are done doing that hang yourself for being stuck in Nor Cal.

 

And be careful with the boys from teh bay area. If they offer you something, learn to say NO!!! Remember: One thing leads to another.

So try to drive down to LA; much better location and have nicer people who loves to parteeee!!!

 

If you have a rental car, drive down to monterey, maybe half moon bay, drive Highway 1 and drive up to skyline. If you like motorcycles, drive up to alice's for breakfast on a saturaday morning. Also, saualito, sears point, laguna sega...