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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Handful
I was eating at Sizzler up at the salad bar when i hear a lady talking to the manager. "There was a black mazda out front. Someone just hit and ran." FML. I walk outside and find my Driver side mirror dangeling from the wires, and a nice scrape in my door...double FML.


Luckly the lady had mentioned after that she follwed the car and got the license plate. That will show you old guy driving a Hyundai Sante Fe!
your lucky that lady did the right thing and followed the old bastard and got his plates ahha
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Old Nov 18, 2009 | 09:41 PM
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Ive put so much money in my car knowing that i will never get it back...

FML
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Old Feb 21, 2010 | 12:50 AM
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ah... my car is NA
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Old Feb 21, 2010 | 01:09 AM
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Most of us are addicted to performance, and rotary performance at that... FML.
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Old Feb 21, 2010 | 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by DC 91 fc3s
lol yeah its that kind of thread haha

first ticket a few months ago i did a california roll at a stop light in front og a cop!!! that was stupid, i paid $530 plus traffic school!!! IDK WHY THE **** IT WAS THAT MUCH!! a speeding ticket could cost less than that...

and today i made a right turn on a red light with a posted sign that said no turn on red... lol idk what i was thinking... but i made a mistake that time...

im gonna try and contest this ticket or extend it as much as possible so the chances the chp officer doesnt show up...

unless wacky can sign it off =] ahha

so for now FML !!!!
I would recommend lawyering up for almost any ticket. I had one for $390 that I got while on my motorcycle. "Obscured plate" and +15 over. It was BS for sure, but I paid a lawyer $200 and he got rid of the ticket and saved me $190 +nothing on my insurance.
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Old Feb 21, 2010 | 01:53 AM
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Car did not pass smog and is now blowing white smoke FML!
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Old Feb 22, 2010 | 01:46 AM
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I just took a massive lava dump and my butthole hurts..... FML
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Old Feb 22, 2010 | 12:41 PM
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Old Feb 22, 2010 | 12:54 PM
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^ !!
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Old Feb 22, 2010 | 12:58 PM
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I went on the rx7 club, saw a crap thread and now I'm posting in it. FML
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Old Feb 22, 2010 | 01:03 PM
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I got a ticket the other day on a military post (cant talk MPs out of tickets.... ever!). I came around the corner and my friend (car pooling='s less gas money lol) and there was a cop on the other side. I said "Oh well Im doing the speed limit. Im doing 35." "Uh... dude...its 15 here..." FML!! The cop only charged me 35 in a 25 though so thats not as bad.

FML #2: Im getting a custom body kit done for my other car. Its an 03 Lancer and its an 05 kit getting custom fitted on to it. First its was "There isnt that big of a difference" Now its been a year and 8 months and $1400 and I aint got ****! Hes not charging me anymore but him not getting any more money means my ***** on the back burner. FML!
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Old Feb 22, 2010 | 01:19 PM
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im a sex addict FML not really ^_^
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Old Feb 22, 2010 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Brismo7
I went on the rx7 club, saw a crap thread and now I'm posting in it. FML
Read this, laughed, realized I was in the same boat. flm
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by armytim2002
I got a ticket the other day on a military post (cant talk MPs out of tickets.... ever!). I came around the corner and my friend (car pooling='s less gas money lol) and there was a cop on the other side. I said "Oh well Im doing the speed limit. Im doing 35." "Uh... dude...its 15 here..." FML!! The cop only charged me 35 in a 25 though so thats not as bad.

FML #2: Im getting a custom body kit done for my other car. Its an 03 Lancer and its an 05 kit getting custom fitted on to it. First its was "There isnt that big of a difference" Now its been a year and 8 months and $1400 and I aint got ****! Hes not charging me anymore but him not getting any more money means my ***** on the back burner. FML!
So posted this and just got a call today from my mechanic who does my cars and is doing the bodykit. Seems he has a pretty good reason for not working on it. Hes been getting medical tests and treatments, hes been diagnosed with cancer and has a couple months left to live.... wow....

Makes it insignificant about the kit now... Hes a good man, and I wish his family the best of luck and a peaceful next couple months for him.
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by FC_EDDIE
I own a rotary vehicle... FML! :faceplam:
i dont own a rotary vehicle...fml
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by CaliSwag707
im a sex addict FML not really ^_^
i AM!
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 05:51 PM
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took a dump, wiped my ***, and the toilet paper ripped so i touched my... FML.
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Old Mar 9, 2010 | 03:18 AM
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^ LMAO dont you hate when that happens lol!!!
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Old Mar 9, 2010 | 11:34 AM
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I just spent 2 weeks replacing the engine and diagnosing gremlins (had to end up taking it to a shop) on my girlfriend's 240sx and now my FC is not getting any fuel...FML
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Old Mar 9, 2010 | 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by DC 91 fc3s
^ LMAO dont you hate when that happens lol!!!
yea, either rough wiping or just weak toilet paper man. lol
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Old Mar 9, 2010 | 12:22 PM
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^^ lol
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Old Mar 24, 2010 | 04:21 AM
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FML!!!

lol just got a fix it ticket a few hours ago onthe way home from work... was on the 605s driving about 70 when i see this dc2 integra with hids behind me. so i get on the right lane and slow down a little till he caught up, then i punched it and in my rear view mirror i see this car a few cars behind just creeping.. not yet knowing its a chp car, i noticed the integra wasnt even speeding next to me, the passenger looked scared and kinda just stared at me... then i noticed the RED ******* LIGHTS behind me and then on the loud speaker comes "PULL OVER!!!!!!!" **** MY LIFE!!!!!!


so he pulls me over and says "hey speed racer!!" he says i was doing 80 85 mph...and ask me for my information blah blah blah, license registration etc.... then he says have you ever been to the ref and im like in my head **** no!! lol i say no and he says to get out of the car and pop the hood.... luckily my car was a rotary engine lol cause he didnt even notice my headers or its just to dark and rusty looking, he didnt even know what to look for in my engine bay...

so he orders me back in my car and the waiting game began, i was praying please not ticket!!! i cant afford my insurance to go up and my mom would kill me!! haha finally he comes back and just gives me a fix it ticket for modified exhaust and that's it..

but he did insult my car by saying my car sounds like a coffee can with marbles in it HAHAHAHA i was about to crack up when he said that

i wonder if he noticed i didnt even have a passenger seat haha or the headers and presilencer...

well i have no life and just posed a very long story with plenty of errors and run on sentences lmao.. good thing about this is i just got a fix it ticket =D
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Old Mar 24, 2010 | 07:40 PM
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i would be embarrassed if i got pulled over while trying to race an integra

waste of time
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Old Mar 24, 2010 | 08:51 PM
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ricer lol.

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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 01:36 AM
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To all the Pinoy Rotary owner, P-port is for Pinoy-port which sound like burat burat burat. LOL!!!
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