I would have made her lick up the vomit and snowballed it into my mouth.

Oh and for the record people I actually was raped in prison. I have come to terms with it which it why I joke about it. As a matter of fact the best way I found to deal with it is to dress Damzil up in a football player's outfit and call her Javier as I do her from behind.

 

your sexual extremes that I allow you to partake in private with me, don't need to be shared on the thread... whether they're truth or exaggerations, I'm sure other club members can't tell if it's sarcasm...
all in all, you're still ok in my book!

 

 

Understand this guys: Laughs, partying, pillowy soft *****, sweet juicy coochie nectar, spending money, getting yelled at, spending more money, them doing things that make absolutely no sense, getting yelled at some more, spending more money, drama - It's all part of the female package. Girls will always drink too much, guys will always have to take care of them when they're wasted, and some girls will talk **** no matter what, even while you're holding their head above the toilet or carrying them out of the club to the car. They can't help it and don't expect them to change. If you want the good, the bad comes with it. But you can't be taking that **** seriously and get all bent out of shape about it. You always gotta be cool, ya dig? Feel good that she thought about you (or at least a particular part of you) when she was drunk. She coulda called somebody else, but called YOUR *** instead of the other guy. And even though it's hard to pay attention to the annoying **** they say sometimes - or in the case of my last date - most of the time (although it wasn't entirely my fault, she's kind of a scatterbrain, and her ***** are so freakin huge, yummie..., o, wait, what was I talking about?? o yeah...), you have to make the seemingly impossible effort to pay attention to enough of it to elicit a comforting or upwardly humorous response. I know it's irritating and it doesn't make any sense, and it's all bs, and it's all bound to happen again, but it's the **** we have to put up with, being guys, or better yet, being gentleman. Did she deserve you to take care of her that night? Maybe not, but you were the better person since you did. I feel ya dog, I could give you examples of my exes' insane behavior that you wouldn't believe, substantiated by my friends, but don't even trip off them broads. And don't call a girl a bitch.

 

cliffs bitch

 

srsly..

 

bizshhezz

 

Admittedly I use to refer to females as bitches when I was a young adult. I have grown a long ways since then and I totally agree with what juicyjosh said. Girls will be girls and guys will be guys. I think everyone needs to respect everyone.

 

bitches ain't ****

but a girl is a different story

 

Gave me a good laugh.

 

ya dig?

:AA:

 

fo sho