Free shock installation!!

Sears is putting a shock promo out this weekend only!
They say u have to buy their shocks to get the free install, but u dont.
I work at sears as a mechanical technician and i proved flat out that u can get any shocks installed for free! The reason for that is because they have nothing in the pricing system that states the shocks are carry in. So just push the fact and say hey, "theres nothing in the promo that states carry-inns are not allowed" and they have to install them, customer service rules/regs.
Oh and struts installation is 30% off. so bring your upgrades and sears will hook you up this weekend only. ends Sunday night. Just dont come down to the salt lake city location. I KILL YOU!!
question are welcome
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!___HURRY___!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The question is, "Do I want some unknown mechanic at the local Sears auto place to touch my FD?"

No.

 

The way the OP types makes it look like spam

 

yes. i am spam. riiiight.
maybe u guys in other states have bitch mecanics. but in utah. the mechanics at sears have to take months of schooling before they accept the application. Utah is mormon infested and mormons have strict rules. thank god im not

 

Our suspension setup is a lot easier to work on than most other cars. If it were free, I'd pull up a chair, some coffee, and a cigarette to watch the tech work on my car.

 

the thing is, we get paid commision for installing no matter what. sears just takes a hit