So who else is supposed to be doing manual labor outside and has pussed out and sought shelter inside the air conditioning? Yay for being like 3 weeks behind on a project!

I know I'm not the only one...

It always takes me a while to get reacquainted with the heat, and then a damn cold front comes through and it's winter again.

 

 

You're a funny guy, Blake.

Hey, I've got some fouled plugs for you to clean up.

 

Its not the heat its the humidity!!!



I just got back from South Beach. Just walking around felt like I was swimming underwater

 

You poor, poor thing Bob. I feel terribly sorry for you.

But it's freaking horrible out there. I really need to get off my *** and install my new fan in the car. No AC and overheating = no bueno during June in Dallas.

 

yea I was suffering!!

If you need some help on the fan for your jeep let me know. I still owe ya one.

 

Were you there for a conference or was it vacation time?

I'll see if I feel up to it after the gym tonight.. With this heat I've gotta do it soon.

You free for Chaucer's anytime this week? I'm sure at least Ray and Clint would head up tehre too.

 

This thread has officially been hijacked from the big girly whiner by cavellm in an attempt to get people to drink. I tip my hat to you, cavellm.

/thread

 

Hey, I don't drink during the week! (anymore)


Um, especially when it's this ******* hot outside! <threadbackontrack>

 

I now untip my hat.

 

I think you and I have done it to enough threads, Blake, that it's time we get repaid.

But it is hot. As Lewis Black said, "You know it's too humid when you think to yourself 'I shoulda put deodorant on my *****' ".

 

Cavell,

I'm totally up for some sushi. Ray is also itching to play pool....drop me a line.

Anyways, sushi is good to cool down in hot weather (still on track)

 

Oh yea, I was in South Beach for a meeting. But apparantly South Florida has been getting pounded with rain. It was overcast and humid the whole time.

Food was good however.

but damn Hot! Speaking of which, how hot does Africa get anyways???

 

Try riding around town in traffic on a motorcycle, jeans, and a freshly shaved *******. Its not even worth trying Gold Bond.

 

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ice cold beer tastes good when it's Africa hot out....

 

I guess i'm the crazy one here. I love it. I do outside cardio workouts 3 times a week in this weather too. It's great. Sure beats the hell out of freezing your *** off.

 

And when you get where you're going you look like you pissed your pants cause the sweat soaked through the seat of your jeans. That's when summer riding in TX sucks.


I'd rather be hot than cold, but when it starts getting over 100 indoor activities sound much better. Unless swimming pools and lots of bikinis are involved. Beer doesn't hurt either.

 

You're either a yankee, or one of those crazy-assed wrestlers. In highschool, we had a kid on the team that was a wrestler and he'd run around in double-layer sweatsuits.... until he had a heatstroke and almost died.

And who says wrestling doesn't affect brain capacity?

PS - Blake, you really have spent too much time hanging around at Oil Can Harry's.

 

Or just run and go ask any female (if you know any) whether they prefer a forest or some plains. Maybe my gayness is actually insight regarding the things females like.

Yeah cavellm, that's a problem. Or when you start walking like you have something up your *** simply cause your thighs start to rub raw. That's actually the advantage to REALLY hot weather. Sweat provides some lubrication. Half sweat (I.E. clammy skin) does nothing positive.

Blake

 

Man, I learned a long time ago not to pork any chicks I hang out with on a regular basis.

And besides, drunk chicks are too incoherant to know the difference.

 

Didn't say anything about having sex with them. I said just ask them. :P

 

Wow, I'm officially grossed out now with all this talk of sweat and chaffing and gold bond...ew.

I have, however, been running outside myself, and I think I've been close to passing out too many times...but I'm with Cavell, I'd rather it be hot than cold.

 

Since you're one of the resident females:

You like the men shaved or hairy? :P

 

I don't think I know many women who like much body hair, if any at all.