Miami FL. -- A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Miami courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

 

LMAO YES!!!! hahahahahahahah! Now that was funny!

 

sorry as Dolphins <-- best part of the this NFL season.

 

after reading the racing wreck i looked at this one thinking not another... got me.

 

That's sooooooooooooooo bad.

 

lohasdha;hasdf;lhkashasdh;ahahahah

damn dolphins...so true. although, harrington > culpepper.

 

.....and the medal goes to.

 

damn that was funny

 

My Steelers are having many troubles this season, but they did beat the Dolphins!!

 

Haha thats great...... gotta love a good Dolphins burn

 

The lounge has tainted yet another soul...