Official Florida Postwhoring Thread--------
ROBRXRAY
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C088
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rolled down his window. So I rolled down mine and he said "DUDE, your back bumper is on fire, you left a oil streak for the past mile and now it sounds like your car is running on 2 cylinders". I replied, "yeah I know, ain't it cool?"
C088
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BTW, its killing me you put "a srt4" and not "AN srt4". See "s" may not be a vowel but it is pronounced "es" which does begin with a vowel hence the need for "an" and not "a".
**** having an english teacher for a mother sucked!
**** having an english teacher for a mother sucked!
While i was driving around in my 7 a SRT4 pulled up and.........
rolled down his window. So I rolled down mine and he said "DUDE, your back bumper is on fire, you left a oil streak for the past mile and now it sounds like your car is running on 2 cylinders". I replied, "yeah I know, ain't it cool?
Then he rambled about wanting to race me but, I was like"dude" i dont have any oil because my turbo oil return line is ripped. So the SRT4 dude said ha rotaries suck anyways. As he backed his car out his ubber cool waaaapsshhhh, did i mention in reverse pissed me off.
Now i am heated i jump back in my car and catch up to him. Red light stopped him just in time for me to line up. I rev MY SUPER COOL 13b up till it cant go any further in my tach, he stares and " blaaaaa pshhhh". OFFF we go as my rpms climb and i shift into second my rear end loses traction. I barely get it back on the road , boost gauge is spiking ....I see a large flame in my rear end....my engine sounds like its whinning........
finish the sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rolled down his window. So I rolled down mine and he said "DUDE, your back bumper is on fire, you left a oil streak for the past mile and now it sounds like your car is running on 2 cylinders". I replied, "yeah I know, ain't it cool?
Then he rambled about wanting to race me but, I was like"dude" i dont have any oil because my turbo oil return line is ripped. So the SRT4 dude said ha rotaries suck anyways. As he backed his car out his ubber cool waaaapsshhhh, did i mention in reverse pissed me off.
Now i am heated i jump back in my car and catch up to him. Red light stopped him just in time for me to line up. I rev MY SUPER COOL 13b up till it cant go any further in my tach, he stares and " blaaaaa pshhhh". OFFF we go as my rpms climb and i shift into second my rear end loses traction. I barely get it back on the road , boost gauge is spiking ....I see a large flame in my rear end....my engine sounds like its whinning........
finish the sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C088
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 941
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From: Mt. Dora, FL
While i was driving around in my 7 AN SRT4 pulled up and.........
rolled down his window. So I rolled down mine and he said "DUDE, your back bumper is on fire, you left a oil streak for the past mile and now it sounds like your car is running on 2 cylinders". I replied, "yeah I know, ain't it cool?
Then he rambled about wanting to race me but, I was like"dude" i dont have any oil because my turbo oil return line is ripped. So the SRT4 dude said ha rotaries suck anyways. As he backed his car out his ubber cool waaaapsshhhh, did i mention in reverse pissed me off.
Now i am heated i jump back in my car and catch up to him. Red light stopped him just in time for me to line up. I rev MY SUPER COOL 13b up till it cant go any further in my tach, he stares and " blaaaaa pshhhh". OFFF we go as my rpms climb and i shift into second my rear end loses traction. I barely get it back on the road , boost gauge is spiking ....I see a large flame in my rear end....my engine sounds like its whinning........
We are neck to neck as we shift into 3rd gear, speeds reaching 80MPH!!!
I start to think about what am I doing racing a NEON! A ******* NEON! Is it worth going to jail over, or worse, BLOWING AN APEX SEAL!!! I decide to lift and let him go. Not 5 seconds after I get back down to 40mph do I see a car pull out into traffic in front of the neon........
rolled down his window. So I rolled down mine and he said "DUDE, your back bumper is on fire, you left a oil streak for the past mile and now it sounds like your car is running on 2 cylinders". I replied, "yeah I know, ain't it cool?
Then he rambled about wanting to race me but, I was like"dude" i dont have any oil because my turbo oil return line is ripped. So the SRT4 dude said ha rotaries suck anyways. As he backed his car out his ubber cool waaaapsshhhh, did i mention in reverse pissed me off.
Now i am heated i jump back in my car and catch up to him. Red light stopped him just in time for me to line up. I rev MY SUPER COOL 13b up till it cant go any further in my tach, he stares and " blaaaaa pshhhh". OFFF we go as my rpms climb and i shift into second my rear end loses traction. I barely get it back on the road , boost gauge is spiking ....I see a large flame in my rear end....my engine sounds like its whinning........
We are neck to neck as we shift into 3rd gear, speeds reaching 80MPH!!!
I start to think about what am I doing racing a NEON! A ******* NEON! Is it worth going to jail over, or worse, BLOWING AN APEX SEAL!!! I decide to lift and let him go. Not 5 seconds after I get back down to 40mph do I see a car pull out into traffic in front of the neon........
While i was driving around in my 7 AN SRT4 pulled up and.........
rolled down his window. So I rolled down mine and he said "DUDE, your back bumper is on fire, you left a oil streak for the past mile and now it sounds like your car is running on 2 cylinders". I replied, "yeah I know, ain't it cool?
Then he rambled about wanting to race me but, I was like"dude" i dont have any oil because my turbo oil return line is ripped. So the SRT4 dude said ha rotaries suck anyways. As he backed his car out his ubber cool waaaapsshhhh, did i mention in reverse pissed me off.
Now i am heated i jump back in my car and catch up to him. Red light stopped him just in time for me to line up. I rev MY SUPER COOL 13b up till it cant go any further in my tach, he stares and " blaaaaa pshhhh". OFFF we go as my rpms climb and i shift into second my rear end loses traction. I barely get it back on the road , boost gauge is spiking ....I see a large flame in my rear end....my engine sounds like its whinning........
We are neck to neck as we shift into 3rd gear, speeds reaching 80MPH!!!
I start to think about what am I doing racing a NEON! A ******* NEON! Is it worth going to jail over, or worse, BLOWING AN APEX SEAL!!! I decide to lift and let him go. Not 5 seconds after I get back down to 40mph do I see a car pull out into traffic in front of the neon........and BAMMMM !!! Thers dogde pieces scattered all over the road. Since i lifted off early and let him win he crashed seconds after i went to normal speed i wasnt involved in the speed contest the officer said but they took my license and suspended it for 5 years.
My brother now living in hiroshima ,Japan asked me to come and stay with him for a while to let things cool down. So i took his advice and leaped , 2 months in the country and i am iching to get into another car, an RX7. My friend Toshi and formerly my boss down at the shipyard where i work decied to let me have this 25ft conex container for a mere 10,00 yen. After months of asking he shaved off some papers and container numbers for me. Now i have a legal container plus 35,000 u.s. dollars i am off to buy another seven and this one will be the ultimate 7 in the world. Six months left till i get my license back . I must get to work fast, so i go to Amemiya San garage and offered to buy a FD from him. Now for my power plant i will go with.............
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rolled down his window. So I rolled down mine and he said "DUDE, your back bumper is on fire, you left a oil streak for the past mile and now it sounds like your car is running on 2 cylinders". I replied, "yeah I know, ain't it cool?
Then he rambled about wanting to race me but, I was like"dude" i dont have any oil because my turbo oil return line is ripped. So the SRT4 dude said ha rotaries suck anyways. As he backed his car out his ubber cool waaaapsshhhh, did i mention in reverse pissed me off.
Now i am heated i jump back in my car and catch up to him. Red light stopped him just in time for me to line up. I rev MY SUPER COOL 13b up till it cant go any further in my tach, he stares and " blaaaaa pshhhh". OFFF we go as my rpms climb and i shift into second my rear end loses traction. I barely get it back on the road , boost gauge is spiking ....I see a large flame in my rear end....my engine sounds like its whinning........
We are neck to neck as we shift into 3rd gear, speeds reaching 80MPH!!!
I start to think about what am I doing racing a NEON! A ******* NEON! Is it worth going to jail over, or worse, BLOWING AN APEX SEAL!!! I decide to lift and let him go. Not 5 seconds after I get back down to 40mph do I see a car pull out into traffic in front of the neon........and BAMMMM !!! Thers dogde pieces scattered all over the road. Since i lifted off early and let him win he crashed seconds after i went to normal speed i wasnt involved in the speed contest the officer said but they took my license and suspended it for 5 years.
My brother now living in hiroshima ,Japan asked me to come and stay with him for a while to let things cool down. So i took his advice and leaped , 2 months in the country and i am iching to get into another car, an RX7. My friend Toshi and formerly my boss down at the shipyard where i work decied to let me have this 25ft conex container for a mere 10,00 yen. After months of asking he shaved off some papers and container numbers for me. Now i have a legal container plus 35,000 u.s. dollars i am off to buy another seven and this one will be the ultimate 7 in the world. Six months left till i get my license back . I must get to work fast, so i go to Amemiya San garage and offered to buy a FD from him. Now for my power plant i will go with.............
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