Official Florida Postwhoring Thread--------
#252
Banned. I got OWNED!!!
#256
looks nice... that Cobalt blue looks nice.. but the front winshield decal looks horrid!!!
Get rid of it and I say you will have a decent looking car then..
#265
why bother to have a girlfriend if the 7 can take it harder, quote
but i am married and a 2x daily, 3x a weekend sex lifestyle has it's benefits
your girlfriend is fine, but i don't know if i would put her in a postWHORING thread
those are my news views
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#266
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#267
Halloween Massacre
an 85yr. old blue haired lady, is driving at 55mph on a 4 lane highway in the left hand lane going thru a green light, the light suddenly changes to yellow in a split second, she gives it gas and then slams on her brakes[confused], all other lanes of traffic are blocked by cars in turning lane or continuing to drive thru yellow, as everyone knows a 4 lane highway [divided] yellow light does not go from green to yellow to red in less than a second[except blue hair 85yr. old]
and you are thinking I am 100+ ft. behind [unknown at that time] blue hair 85yr. old, do you
A. slammm the f***in **** out of her and keep going in a truck
B. try not to cause a major 7 + vehicle wreck and kill everybody, and just hit her in the smallest possible area, with least amount of damage or injury
C. brace yourself and start a major chain reaction accident
D. calmly look at yourself in rearview mirror, knowing when you get out of truck
after impact, you will lay waste to anyone standing with an UZI!
if you chose D go to head of class
otherwise you would feel like me and wonder why I get to take it to court and have a f**ked up truck now.
all the names in this story to protect the innocent, have been changed except for blue hair
an 85yr. old blue haired lady, is driving at 55mph on a 4 lane highway in the left hand lane going thru a green light, the light suddenly changes to yellow in a split second, she gives it gas and then slams on her brakes[confused], all other lanes of traffic are blocked by cars in turning lane or continuing to drive thru yellow, as everyone knows a 4 lane highway [divided] yellow light does not go from green to yellow to red in less than a second[except blue hair 85yr. old]
and you are thinking I am 100+ ft. behind [unknown at that time] blue hair 85yr. old, do you
A. slammm the f***in **** out of her and keep going in a truck
B. try not to cause a major 7 + vehicle wreck and kill everybody, and just hit her in the smallest possible area, with least amount of damage or injury
C. brace yourself and start a major chain reaction accident
D. calmly look at yourself in rearview mirror, knowing when you get out of truck
after impact, you will lay waste to anyone standing with an UZI!
if you chose D go to head of class
otherwise you would feel like me and wonder why I get to take it to court and have a f**ked up truck now.
all the names in this story to protect the innocent, have been changed except for blue hair