Viking War Hammer

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Right on, I'll bring my rubber fist

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*calls number*

RoTaRyBoYz

Eric just don't know when to quite.... Good come back Allen

Anyone in the Miami area ever been to Pink Pussycat? To bad we don't have places like that in NY
Sorry Allen but my worst strip club experience was in Fort Worth, the club was filled with MILF's

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If your ever in SA hit up XTC. Its a full nude bar, last time i was there a girl kept winking at me, but not with her eyes.

Viking War Hammer

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and my worst experience was at a "club" in Houston, TX called Le Bare

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We got booted out of a club in Houston called The Ritz. It was the funnest story.

My friend tells a girl that he wants to buy me "a" lap dance. We go over to the corner and she starts dancing. She is doing a bang up job and the song ends. I go to get up and she starts grinding on me again, i figure what the hell, two for one. So she dances trough that song and it also ends. She kinda looks at me and i just set there, so she starts dancing. By the middle of the third song she is TIRED. She was dancing with a hand on her knee and she is breathing hard. She stops about every 10 seconds and stretches her back out like it is starting to hurt her. So the song ends and she says that it. We walk back over to the table and she tells my buddy "$60". He starts laughing and hands her a $20. She gets pissed as hell and says "that's not enough". My buddy is still laughing and says "make it enough bitch". It was on then, she got the manager and they asked us to leave. On the way out the door there was this fine young thing dressed like a cowgirl on one of the stages, my buddy's brother runs over there and takes her whip away and begins to whip the **** out of her. The rest is kinda fuzzy but there was a lot of angry people!

DrKillJoY

LOL!

I can just see you up on stage now, shaking your money maker!

DrKillJoY

Damn dood, the Ritz is skeezy.. I wouldn't even admit to going there.

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You just did

Viking War Hammer

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I worked there for two weekends. I thought I could make some coin during the summer. I thought that only women came into see the dancers. Well, I was wrong.

DrKillJoY

I used to work at McDuff's just up the road. They had a great uhhh "lunch buffet".

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*Waits for Aaron to come in here with stripper stories*

Viking War Hammer

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I used to frequent "Heartbreakers" in dickinson, tx quite often.............. man, is that a dive or what. My pop says they've had the same dancers for 30 years. I didn't question him.

RoTaRyBoYz

Allen be sure to buy your buddy a beer on behalf of me, that man is a legend for taking away that whip
the club in Fort Worth was called New Orleans nights, it was across the highway from my uncle's motel.. Only cool experience I had in TX was waking up to the roar of F16's & F18's.. I stayed close to a Lockheed Martin facility

DrKillJoY

One of our former club members was the GM for Rick's Cabaret ... we used to have RX-7 Club VIP meetings there sometimes.. hehehe..

When I lived on the southside I also moonlighted for a company called "Steak-Out"... (Charbroiled Steak Delivery <-- best P/T job ever BTW!).

Anyhow we used to deliver to all those "massage" places and to some of the all nude places (they don't have kitchens like actual strip clubs) specifically one I recall was XTC.

I'll never forget walking to that place on a near daily basis and having boobies bouncing towards me and the girls yelling "The Meat-Man is here... The Meat-Man is here!" I'd just smile and think to myself "Awwww yeah" LOL

Ahhh.. memories.

Viking War Hammer

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mmmmmmmmmm, steak out. they got one hell of a chicken sammich

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Good stuff!

RoTaRyBoYz

New Orleans night, was full of "socca moms" (no pun intended) As soon as we walked in, my dad felt pretty bad because my sleezy *** uncle took us to a tittie joint and my father is a christan (fanatic)
Anyways, we walked in and all the girls immidately ran over to my uncle to greet him, apparently since he owned the motel across the highway, some of the girls were regulars at his place ... While there my old man was feeling nervous because "god was watching" , so he kept hinting at us to leave... To make a long story short, the "girls" looked like 35+ and the buffalo wings sucked...

My other encounted was in Miami... On a regular basis, I meet up with one of my cousins in Miami while he's in the US on business... Seeing that Im known to be a horny perverted ****, I took him to "pink pussycat" on our final night in town.. It was my first time in a all nude club, because NY is all *****... While in there, most of the girls are Latin and quite a few was from NY .. One fine mami walked over to offer my cousin a lapdance, but she happened to pass her hand on his pants to feel his Anaconda.. He is hung like a horse and this chic was in amazement after feeling this baseball bat , she called over several other girls to "cop a field" and they were all shocked... He turned down the lapdance but was offered some "after hours" services by one brave white girl, but seeing that he's not as nasty as me he turned her down... Unfortunately he stole the show that night and I got no action because I had a smaller ***** but its all good

RoTaRyBoYz

BTW Allen, the best steak I've ever had was some place in Dallas.... IIRC it was somewhere close to the stockyard... I'm a steak lover, I could eat that **** everyday... Another thing was folks were walking around Dallas with their shot guns .. This was 2 months after 911 and my dad and I was scared shitless by these crazy *** guys with their guns.. Why the **** do they need to walk with such a big freeking gun!!! Are they going hunting in the city??? Another problem was I kept seeing cans of Armadillo milk in every souvenir store, so I decided to try one.. When I opened the freeking can it had a freeking patato on the inside, no freeking Armadillo milk I was dissapointed You Texans are crazy

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Armadillo milk

The steak house was probably Heitmillers, Great freaking steaks.

RoTaRyBoYz

^ yea men, those bastards sold me a freeking spud but I had fun in TX... The drive from Fort Worth to Houston was badd ***, I also drove down to Ari's shop just to buy 3ft of fuel rail material but it was worth it because Chris gave me a tour of the shop
The best was having those fighter jets fly right over the hotel at 8am
Some of them even made U-turns right over the hotel, so that was real badd ***

DrKillJoY

LOL.. you got own3d by Armadillo milk.... that's some funny ****.

You liked the drive form D/FW to Houston.. your nuts.. that drive is the equivilent to a sleeping pill for me. Of, course the drive from Houston to anywhere is pretty much a 3 hour bore-fest.

RoTaRyBoYz

^ I think it took me 5.5hrs? in Dodge Neon , im not to sure ..
Houston is nice, I stayed in Sugarlands.. They got some big *** houses there with lots of construction all over... At one point my father was thinking of buying a second house there, but no one wanted to leave the concrete jungle NYC FTW

DrKillJoY

My woman is from Albany so we head up that way a couple of times a year... I really do like the city, but there's something to be said for the wide open spaces as well.

Sugarland is the pretty much the ultra-republican part of town developed by Tom Delay and his cronies, much to the envy of people all over Houston in lesser developed areas. FWIW - I live in the Bellaire/Meyerland area of town if your familiar with the area.

Yeah from the northside of Dallas (Garland) it would be about 5 hours with gas stops and nearly legal speeds. It's pretty much exactly a 3 hr and 15 min drive to the Texas Motorplex in Ennis.... but I know the "safe" areas to push the posted limits....

Another 30-45 to get to most areas of Dallas, Fort Worth is another 30+ mins away.

RoTaRyBoYz

Albany is cool, but not as cool as the city

Holly ****!!! 3hrs to the Motorplex!! thats crazy.... Englishtown is 1hr away and Atco is about 1hr 20mins

I can't live no where else but NY...maybe Florida, but the weather there is unpredictable

Allen how far is the motorplex from you??