Didnt they special order a microscopic tattoo needle for you?? I'm obviously bigger so it wouldn't be a problem

 

2 drag racers celebrating Their lover for the wankle

"is that a rotor in your pocket, or are just happy to see me?"

 

Yeah, the dark tunnel from one of those guys kissing.

 

Maricon, you seem to be rather intrigued by those guys in the pic.... Got something you wanna tell us?

 

Quiero panocha solimente..... Como esta tu hermana?

 

Where is everyone tonight? Am I the only looser stuck at home tonight? Damn, I need to get a life and money.

Good news, I'm picking up my 9" tomorrow morning for my rx2. It's been 3 months that I have been waiting- don't ask.

 

good job pato, seems like you got alot of work to do in the morning...

I'm going to bed now, got to be on the boat at 6am for a fishing trip with a bunch of guys that never held a rod.. My day will be long & frustrating

Ps. I will reply to your Mexican Spanish when I get back tomorrow.. I need sleep



And a translator

 

At least you're home. I'm on the dyno and from the looks of it I'm going to be on here for the next couple of hours.
BTW. The car I was tuning just burnt the strap and it came off the rollers!
My first crash on the dyno. It is all wheel drive so the front came of the rollers and the rears locked up on the roller and smoked for like 15 seconds before it came to a stop! Now the tires have a nice big old flat spot on them! .
Two M&H's street slicks down the drain!
They are changing all four wheels as I type.

 

Oh ****! Sorry to hear that, but I guess it could have been alot worse.

Well, these clowns doing my 9" just screwed me again. I was ready to pic it up this morning and when I called, the guy on the phone said he had no idea of what I was talking about and that he would call me back and never did. I kept calling with no answer and I'm not going to drive 100 miles to a shop with a good chance no one will be there with these gas prices. So, looks like I get to chew someone out other than Aaron on Monday. It's been over 3 months now and this shop is still not done with an easy ford 9" build.

 

They??????? When i brake something i always have to fix it myself.

How long does it take for you to tune a car assuming it is mechanically sound. Say for instance my car........you know, if it were sound

 

What's up ladies??
Let me start by saying, yesterday was the worst fishing experience of my life.... now that i got that off my chest, I can focus on the real problem at hand

Chris you are seriously lucky it didn't turn out worst... lets see some video's of the beast...
Grasshopper, I hope those guys don't screw you on your rear "no pun intended"

Now back to fishing...

I took 10 guys from my old man's church on a 7hr "wreck trip", we were going for sea bass & porgys ( bottom fishing)... I left home at 5.30am and got down to the boat at 6.30 with these ****'s that have never even seen the ocean
The seas was very rough, there were 10-15ft swells and everyone of those ******'s got sick... If that wasn't bad enough, I got sick!!!! In all my life of being on a boat, I have never gotten sea sick but I guess there was some bad juju on that boat yesterday... I spent 5 mins of fishing out of the whole 7hrs of being on that boat, but in that 5mins I caught 2 of the biggest fishs on the boat ..
My dad is a life long sea man and even he was throwing up ... So i guess everyone had a fucked up Saturday

 

you bunch of pussies 15 ' swells aint ****

 

Oh man, at least I'm not the only one who had a f'd up weekend. Thanks guys, I feel better.

Aaron, looks like everyone was chumming huh? It's hard not to get sick when everyone around you is hurling. You probably got sick from watching the other people chum it up. Yummy. What size boat where you on? Seven people is alot on a little boat, what a 36+ footer?

 

na they are just a bunch of manginas i went fishing last night and caught 2 mackerels and a 26 " fllounder of the oceanside pier and the swells were well over 22 inches that is

 

We went on a 80ft charter boat with about 40 people onboard... Alot of other guys were "chumming" but I guess thats the reason I got sick... Manny when I go canyon fishing 200miles out, the swells are much bigger but I guess after watching those noobs I got sick..

Grasshopper, why do you still have that stupid sig???

 

***** if you were use to a banana boat you would have real sea legs

 

yeah the 26" lapflounder

Grasshopper, why do you still have that stupid sig???

Last time I checked my paypal account I didn't see $500.00

 

Banana boat?? Im not Jamaican

$500???
How about this!! This should be enough payment

 

lets see , u fry and boil bananas just as me , you boil and fry plantains just as me , and u know conch shells salad is way better that viagra just like me , so yes you are part of the banana boat , just like me

 

Can't deny the truth!

 

^^

 

let me know when you guys are in my neck of the woods, I got a couple gals who like to party

 

i be there tomorow i got a thing 4 gims and old ladies

 

Am i too late for the party?

 

allways