Infuriated an E92 M3 owner
Caught a light with an E92 M3 ('08+ coupe). It was probably a guy in his early 30s with a hot blonde girlfriend. I was in the left turning lane and he was in the right lane (3 lanes total). I had a friend with me who wanted me to race him. I wasn't really up for it. The light turns green and my friend sticks half his body out the passenger window, looks the guy right in the eye and gives him a vicious thumbs down. I just laugh, thinking nothing of it, and we keep driving.
We turn off the main road to a twisty side road near an industrial park. I look up in the rear view and there is the M3 and he is pissed! He is riding my ass and everything. I make a left down another wide open side street. He's still on my ass so floor it in 2nd up through the top of 3rd. He is staying on my tail but I think I very very slowly started to inch ahead of him, touge style. It wasn't exactly a "race" but if I had to call it, it was pretty much a draw. My turn was coming up so I quickly slowed down and made a right. He flies by us revving his engine (bouncing off the limiter) while his girlfriend has her head out the window screaming "FUCK YOU!!!!!!!" while flipping us the bird. It was unexpected, bizarre, and pretty damn funny. Car is a '94 street ported with stock sequential twins, dyno'd 300whp. |
Newer M3's are fucking beastly. You would've gotten hammered off the light and he would have nailed you in the twisties, but I'm sure it was interesting to watch and partake in. I kinda want to see a head to head run of the two cars now
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:facepalm: Nothing cooler than passengers that egg on races like this... oh wait.
Just a pet peeve of mine- YOU'RE NOT DRIVING MOTHERFUCKER, KEEP YOUR HANDS IN THE CAR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! And I thought you did this with the Eclipse in your avatar and was about to ask for a mod list with the :bsmeter: on standby, but I could see a 300whp FD at least keeping up with an E92. |
So I am driving down the road yesterday and some tool was hanging out of some beat up green FD with his thumbs down. What a dick ;) At least my girl got her revenge as we chased them down and yelled FUCK YOU!! It was great.
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I had the same encounter with a beat up FD, my girl flipped them off and yelled "fucked you" while I gave them herpes.
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And I thought it was cauliflower.
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My buddy has a E92 M3 DCT and my 320whp FD begins to pull away in 3rd-4th gear. They are quick I guess but he has never kept up with me in the twisties...
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What road was it? Raleigh is pretty much as straight of a road as you're going to find.
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um don't the new 3 series smoke the new m3's? (twin turbo + base tune would burn the high rev v8 from the video's i've seen...I love the new 3 series...so fucking sexy just not a big fan of M's and we all know boost is better :D )
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Stock for stock... No. The M3 is much quicker than the 335i. I'm sure however that an already boosted platform is easier to make big hp numbers than the built to the tilt n/a 4 liter v8 in the M3.
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Your friend sounds like a homo. Who does that??
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Originally Posted by rotaryPOWAH
(Post 10111380)
Stock for stock... No. The M3 is much quicker than the 335i. I'm sure however that an already boosted platform is easier to make big hp numbers than the built to the tilt n/a 4 liter v8 in the M3.
But from what I have been hearing, the turbo'd i6 is very tunable. I'd still rock a e92 335i over the m3, as I am a hardcore i6 fan. |
You know what BMW drivers are...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2334/...dd017e.jpg?v=0 |
Originally Posted by ledgebmx
(Post 10100094)
What road was it? Raleigh is pretty much as straight of a road as you're going to find.
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This thread isn't even worth comme
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Originally Posted by Enzo R!
(Post 10112764)
You know what BMW drivers are...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2334/...dd017e.jpg?v=0 |
Originally Posted by Mahjik
(Post 10114914)
Didnt even say anything when the guy came out of the car yelling. Just said ok relax and left. Wtf. |
Originally Posted by Mahjik
(Post 10114914)
What would you have done, had they pulled up beside you and Bonnie had put 2 in the drivers door, while Clyde tried to run you off the road? |
Originally Posted by cpnneeda
(Post 10116012)
I thought that was a 350z you're in? Either way there is one thing that neither the OP nor the people in this video considered even for a brief moment. What if the person in the other car HAS A GUN?
What would you have done, had they pulled up beside you and Bonnie had put 2 in the drivers door, while Clyde tried to run you off the road? |
that was awesome
probably got mad u had no problem keeping up |
Originally Posted by cpnneeda
(Post 10116012)
Either way there is one thing that neither the OP nor the people in this video considered even for a brief moment. What if the person in the other car HAS A GUN?
What would you have done, had they pulled up beside you and Bonnie had put 2 in the drivers door, while Clyde tried to run you off the road? |
@rotaryPOWAH. i would think a 300rwhp fd would keep up with a e92 m3 pretty easy
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Originally Posted by Mahjik
(Post 10114914)
i whould say relax and suck my cock. take off doing a one wheel peel :icon_tup: |
I had an M3 owner go way out of his way to get right on my ass a week or so ago, then when traffic clears he floors it and does a flybye like a stupid ricer....are Beemer owners insecure or what? I half thought about running him down and blowing his doors off but decided he wasn't worth my gas money. Big boat.
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Originally Posted by eclipse3GGTracer
(Post 10076574)
He flies by us revving his engine (bouncing off the limiter) while his girlfriend has her head out the window screaming "FUCK YOU!!!!!!!" while flipping us the bird. It was unexpected, bizarre, and pretty damn funny.
Car is a '94 street ported with stock sequential twins, dyno'd 300whp. |
Originally Posted by no_more_rice
(Post 10133199)
What boost are you running?
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Originally Posted by 1QWIK7
(Post 10115794)
That MS3 owner is such a puss lol
Didnt even say anything when the guy came out of the car yelling. Just said ok relax and left. Wtf. The less drama up on Calaveras the better. That is the funnest road I have ever touged and I would like to continue to do so. There have been many wrecks lately and a body dumping/murder so the cops are all over that place now. :( |
Sponge
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BMW owners are weird. Most of them buy the car, then don't drive it. I hate that.
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^ You know what's funny is the driver of the BMW in the video totally pulled out in front of John and was driving spiritedly which is why John decided to stay with him.
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Like I said, BMW owners are weird. lol.
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Originally Posted by Jdrift
(Post 10159470)
Like I said, BMW owners are weird. lol.
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i have a 530i, im not weird |
Yeah BMW owners are weird for sure.
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Then again so are Rx7 owners.
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Originally Posted by AmviciousRav
(Post 10110722)
um don't the new 3 series smoke the new m3's? (twin turbo + base tune would burn the high rev v8 from the video's i've seen...I love the new 3 series...so fucking sexy just not a big fan of M's and we all know boost is better :D )
When I really want to go fast, out comes the FB. |
Originally Posted by funkjaw
(Post 10565040)
Then again so are Rx7 owners.
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Lol vid. BMW owners can be real dicks. The M3 Forum is full of them.
I had an M3, but now I don't so maybe I'm back to normal again. |
Originally Posted by johnfoothill
(Post 10578094)
Lol vid. BMW owners can be real dicks. The M3 Forum is full of them.
I had an M3, but now I don't so maybe I'm back to normal again. My only problem with those forums (and this one) is "rice" type mods such as CSL trunk lids, angel eyes, etc. If it only makes the car look faster, don't do it. |
I love BMWs don't get me wrong... but serously most of the owners are just weird...
Same with VW owners... most of them think their car is God on wheels.. Although every once in a while you will get a VW owner who knows that VWs are the biggest pile of crap ever made and they regret buying it. Never do you see a VW owner who is like "My car is ok". |
I seen plenty of vw owners who think there car is just ok. H2O car show is Maryland has a HUGE VW meet, best time of my life. Lots of vw owners there are down to earth. Lots of crazy mofos too.
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Sorry to bump an old vid but I think the BMW guy was drunk, the way he was acting reminds me of one thing....Think about it Married, White Dude, In his 40's, Kids, and the BMW is the only thing he has left of his manhood. So he had some drinks and was driving his favorite route only to find himself about to be overtaken by a Mazda econocar....I'd be pissed as well.
That said BMW owners are white trash. They leave the dealer butthurt because they couldnt afford the true German muscle car the AMG benz. |
I try to avoid road rage incidents as much as I can.
Once I was high as a kite behind the wheel of my MR2 Turbo, back when I use to smoke a lot of weed (about 5 years ago), and this kid in a big truck comes along side me and says "Hey, I think your car is gay" and I was so stoned I didn't realize he was trying to bait me into road-raging with him and said "Oh..Thanks.." and then he continued to call me a faggot and what not. I took my first right and drove away, I guess he didn't like imports and didn't like the car more than me as a person. His passenger didn't really say anything, but I can't help but think people who start road rage incidents are pussy tool boxes that don't have the balls to say it to someones face, but feel nice and safe inside their car without having to face-face confront the person they have an issue with. Its similar to disrespecting people on the internet, from the safety of your home and behind a keyboard and monitor. The type of people to do that stuff got bullied a lot in life and want to dish back what they received through pissing on other peoples parade while not reducing their own physical safety in anyway shape or form. Your passenger was definitly a douche for starting a road-rage incident, even if you have a low opinion of BMW owners. I had to beg my passenger not to throw a penny at a womans car because she took issue and flipped me off several times over my pro-choice bumper sticker, the sad thing is, my passenger was my older brother, and hes suppose to be more mature than me. |
Heres a good one for next time Im driving my miata with the top down.
I could pull this off too since I have a laser-sighted Beretta M9 upstairs and were allowed to carry firearms in the glove-box of our cars under Missouri Law. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh_gL7Az53o |
^ I hate living in CA sometimes.
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technically the BMW driver did nothing wrong by drawing his gun cause the other guys brought deadly weapons. (under ca state laws) now taking the camera and keys that was his fault.
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I dunno, the camera can be used as evidence against the truck driver and passenger, so he could of needed that. What are they gonna do, go to the police to tell them they were threatened by a guy with a gun?
If they hid the Camera, it would of been there word against his, the camera provided clear evidence that they were threatening, harassing, and following him just to fuck with him for no apparent reason other than they didn't like him having his top down and girlfriend in the car. The keys, throwing them down the road, was to make sure that hes no longer being followed by the guys, since they had been following him for miles. Its clear that the men in the video were acting felonious, and they are lucky the BMW driver abides by the law and he didn't call the cops to intervene and put them behind bars. BMW driver acted appropriately, and he kept his head cool too. Someone without a cool head, there would of been a massacre, and then the BMW driver would of been in jail for 25-life, but he kept his wits about him and didn't shoot the guy even when he was bringing a baseball bat towards him. As a criminal justice major, I don't see him doing anything out of the ordinary and the police would have sided with him. Ive had people yell and fuck with me because I drove an import and either had the top down or the TTops off. Apparently its unmanly to some rednecks to enjoy a japanese or other imported sports car and the free open air, and they will call you a faggot for it thusly and try to road rage with you. Its best to ignore them, or blow them a kiss as a mockery of their hatred for you, your car and their homophobia. |
Personally I think the video is fake.... Just the reactions of everyone seem almost scripted.
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yeah it's gotta be but hopefully enough rednecks have seen it to get the point.
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