OK, this is one of those kills that I'm not too proud of. Because I was racing basically nothing. But its a kill none-the-less.

It was you know, one of those fart can ricers, with a huge *** wing that just needs to be shown that he has nothing. I couldn't resist. I barely get to drive the junkyard dog, because I'm not finished with some of the stuff it needs.

To the story - I turn off a 4 lane onto some backroad 2 lanes. Generally very light traffic, that day was normal. Actually to get on this particular back road, there are 2 quick LH turns you have to make. So I go through there ... spirited.

After making the 2nd left, I'm just easing up through the gears, I notice that I'm catching up with one of the ultimate ricers. I think it was a pre-99 Jetta, maroon in color with a big ole fart can, plastic taped over the LH rear window, and a big F1 looking chrome wing setting about roof high.

The guy sees me easing up on him (I wasn't looking to pass or kill him at that point, just laugh ) when I hear his fart can start screaming to keep me from passing. Well, that's it, he sealed his fate. Now he had to be passed just for the principal.

So we get to an open area of the 2 lane, no traffic coming, and I roll into 3rd. He sees me coming and his fart can starts making noise. The FD went by him so fast it was like he was on the brakes.

Here comes the funny part. So he rides my *** like he's going to get me back. I just cruise at like 62 - 63 in 5th. But this dummy actually starts to pass me. I yawned, dropped it in 3rd and he doesn't even get to my rear bumper and I put 10 car lengths on him quick.

The dummy tries it one more time, only to be embarrassed for a 3rd time. We come to the end of the road, I turn right, he goes left.

Kind of boring, and not much of a kill I know ... but it had to be done.

- JyRO

 

haha nice name rhymes with gyro.