I just got by FB out for the first time in a few months. Its really warmed up and most of the ice is gone, so I figured why not? When I put my car away I JUST got it running right (needed a new cap and rotor) and I haven't even had a chance to drive it. Now with headers on the thing pulls way harder than I could have ever expected.

I'm cruising around town, getting ahold of the new found power. I turn off on a non residential city street. Just as I do I hear the sound of a fart can. Pull ahead a little ways and it is some old school audi. Ugly as all hell, probably early 90s or late 80s. Four door, brown. Some retarded fart can on it.

Well he pulls over to the side of the road, I'm thinking he's turning right into a driveway. Hes taking up part of the road so I had to slow down. Get down to about 10. Just as I start to go around the left of him he floors it. I couldn't tell by the car accelerating, just by the loud sound. I quickly throw it in first. One pull to redline it was over. Threw in a half pull through second just for thoroughty. As we are going down the road he pulled up and tried to pass. No go. Every time he does I can pull ahead several car lengths with ease.

Not much of a kill, but still fun. He had a few friends in his car too, ha. I love embarassing people like this.

 

i love ejackasses like that

 

That there is FUNNY....

why do they think that making loud noise with a FART can makes them faster????


L8R

 

Poor guy, must suck to know your slow and stuck in an audi.

 

your 12a N/A did that? Hmm