91 N/A vs.. I think it was a Yukon Denali??
07-20-05, 07:53 PM
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91 N/A vs.. I think it was a Yukon Denali??
So I'm coming home yesterday around 1 am in Queens and I decide to be an *** when there's no one around, revving like a moron with no one else listening. I slip from stoplight to stoplight, when a big SUV came alongside me. I launch from the first stoplight and he doesn't really give chase, so I'm not expecting him to do anything funny. He pulls into the next stoplight, I'm revving the car like an *** cuz I got nothing better to do. When the light turned green, I slowly feather the car out until I hear tire squeals next to me. The guy in the next lane launched his SUV without me realizing.
"****!"
I quickly mate the engine with the tranny and floor it, short-shifting at 5500 rpms cause I didn't want to rip my gearbox out. He's got about 2 car lengths at this point. Going through 2nd and shifting at 7800 rpms, I manage to keep the distance constant. By third gear I pulled alongside him, by 4th and 5th I was gone.
About a minute later, while I'm stopped at a stoplight, he pulls alongside me and gives me a thumbs up. "Dude, what ya got in there??" He asked me. "Nah, nothing much, pretty much stock 160 hp." I replied.
You should've seen his face as I pulled away.
"****!"
I quickly mate the engine with the tranny and floor it, short-shifting at 5500 rpms cause I didn't want to rip my gearbox out. He's got about 2 car lengths at this point. Going through 2nd and shifting at 7800 rpms, I manage to keep the distance constant. By third gear I pulled alongside him, by 4th and 5th I was gone.
About a minute later, while I'm stopped at a stoplight, he pulls alongside me and gives me a thumbs up. "Dude, what ya got in there??" He asked me. "Nah, nothing much, pretty much stock 160 hp." I replied.
You should've seen his face as I pulled away.
07-22-05, 09:06 PM
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funny race.
Originally Posted by Mordachai
heh
you raced a 7000# SUV!!
LMAO
you raced a 7000# SUV!!
LMAO
Originally Posted by badge988
BBWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA! That gets the dumbshit of the year award! Next time clean his clock!
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Originally Posted by Roen
So I'm coming home yesterday around 1 am in Queens and I decide to be an *** when there's no one around, revving like a moron with no one else listening. I slip from stoplight to stoplight, when a big SUV came alongside me. I launch from the first stoplight and he doesn't really give chase, so I'm not expecting him to do anything funny. He pulls into the next stoplight, I'm revving the car like an *** cuz I got nothing better to do. When the light turned green, I slowly feather the car out until I hear tire squeals next to me. The guy in the next lane launched his SUV without me realizing.
"****!"
I quickly mate the engine with the tranny and floor it, short-shifting at 5500 rpms cause I didn't want to rip my gearbox out. He's got about 2 car lengths at this point. Going through 2nd and shifting at 7800 rpms, I manage to keep the distance constant. By third gear I pulled alongside him, by 4th and 5th I was gone.
About a minute later, while I'm stopped at a stoplight, he pulls alongside me and gives me a thumbs up. "Dude, what ya got in there??" He asked me. "Nah, nothing much, pretty much stock 160 hp." I replied.
You should've seen his face as I pulled away.
"****!"
I quickly mate the engine with the tranny and floor it, short-shifting at 5500 rpms cause I didn't want to rip my gearbox out. He's got about 2 car lengths at this point. Going through 2nd and shifting at 7800 rpms, I manage to keep the distance constant. By third gear I pulled alongside him, by 4th and 5th I was gone.
About a minute later, while I'm stopped at a stoplight, he pulls alongside me and gives me a thumbs up. "Dude, what ya got in there??" He asked me. "Nah, nothing much, pretty much stock 160 hp." I replied.
You should've seen his face as I pulled away.
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