Here's a weak kill that I'm sure to be flamed for. Awhile ago, the day after it rained, I was shooting pool with a couple of buddies. When I left, the road was damp/wet so I didn't really drive too hard. As I'm waiting for the light to turn green, an old 5.0 GT pulls up next to me. It wasn't the new, or the one before that, or even the one before that, it was the generation before that, so 3 generations ago. He starts revving, and I'm thinking "what an idiot. So as the light turns green, he launches while I feather the clutch out of the intersection. Surprise, surprise, all you hear is tire spin from his car. Surprisingly enough, even after feather and hearing the tranny mate, I give it a little more throttle and I start spinning too. I'm like, "wtf??" So I shift at 2k rpms into second and punch the throttle again. More tire spin. He shifts as well and still spins his tire. I look over my left side and see him rocking back and forth, cursing at his dash. I'm like "screw this." Shift into 4th and slowly crawl away from him. I can hear his tires spinning the whole time. I put my head out the window and yell "SHIFT UP!!" By that time, I had almost made it to the next stoplight which had already turned red. He finally pulls up next to me, I start shaking my head and we both start cracking up. I give him a sarcastic thumbs up and pull away.

I swear, 3 grannies pushing a honda civic could've ran away from us that night. That's how slow we were going with all the tire spin.

 

That's like a kill my friend got in his beat *** 92 corolla. It was raining out and they were next to a firebird. My other friend in the passenger seat is half out the window SCREAMING at the top of his lungs at the light and they both went. The guy in the firebird was terrified from ym friend screaming.

 

LOL. Stupid **** like that is funny. Nice "kill".

 

Pwnt!