Hope its not a re-post... made me laugh nonetheless

Today in the other car forums...

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

BMW 6-series forum
---- My fog lamp bulb went out, time to trade up.

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in an F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
- - - I (brutally) missed 3rd for the first time...with 2 professional race car drivers riding with me. Contemplating suicide.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

 

hahahahahaha nice

 

Thats great

~T.J.

 

Well done, everyone was spot on.

 

....no rsx forum?!

 

RSX forums....
--- Why does everyone laugh a me?

 

When I saw this before, it had:

RX-7 Forums
- - -13B Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

 

It offended me... i deleted it

LOL.. MY NA lives and breathes ( fire!)

 

lol at Vette Forums. i am now gonna say this to all Vette owners, you still got a chevy cavalier steering wheel! ahahhaa!

 

I think it was mostly targeting the FD guys.

 

haha this is great

 

lol good stuff.

 

 

hahaha

 

haha.. i just realized in my click and paste... they spelled forum wrong... wonder if thats because the person who wrote this, didnt represent his own car forum...

the W.T.F. forum! LOL.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+trash+ferrari

 

that was awesome nice post grae

 

........................ "

The white trash Ferrari can be traced back to three cars: Mustang, Firebird, and the Camaro.

These cars (at least 10 years old) can be found sitting next to a trailer. They often have NASCAR stickers on them (mostly referencing Dale Earnhardt). Racing stripes are often found a necessity.

The drivers are ALWAYS white. If you see a black man driving one of these cars, it is safe to assume it is stolen - please do not see this as a rip on black men - it is just fact that they would not want to be seen in one of these vehicles unless they were pulling a job. Secondly, these white drivers are mostly of low socioeconomic standing. Third, their education level often peaks out at what their father was capable of teaching them at home. Lastly, these people would rather own a depreciating asset than a home."............................


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Why wasn't the Fiero included? I mean come on they make a "Testarossa" kit car out of it....

 

I didnt see mine (MR2), usually we get the "it's a twin turbo" but now it's more can a drift in one thing. For that matter where the 240 forum asking about primer black paint jobs?

 

hahah.. keep adding! lets make it the bestest knock list EVER. LOL

 

lol that was great.
f16 forums
FAA continues discussion on requiring mcLaren f1 owners to get a pilots license (link to sub forum)
will the proposed McLaren license plan put an end to those punk kids trying to race us?

im no comidian but thats what i came up with

 

You're also no speller, but at least it "sounds" correct

Chevy Trucks forum:
Went out to my driveway and found a rock where my truck used to be, what to do?

DSM Forums:
Help! Need driveshaft ASAP

Honda Forums:
Group buy - Black housing everything Mad JayDee Em Tyte Yo

BMW Forums:
Best place to purchase mail order brides?

Cavalier Forums:
No, it's not an Eclipse! It's a Cavalier with a body kit!

Cummins Diesel Forums:
Every time I drive my truck the fire dept shows up, how to eliminate black smoke?

Lamborghini Forums:
Group buy - get outta jail free cards

 

SHO forums
trapping 200+mph............... or at least how to make them think you did

 

RX-7 Forums:
Torque? What is that?

Trans Am Forums:
Looking for local shop to paint Phoenix on my hood

Land Rover Forum:
trampled by elephants - pics

Aston Martin Forums:
Just watched James Bond, where are the missile controls?

 

Z3 subforum - seriously
The Clown Shoe/***** Car Title Lost to Chinese Manufacturer