Ponytail or Beard?
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It's either this or porn
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Ponytail or Beard?
Well, it was official Thursday. I got my DD214 and my honorable discharge paperwork.
It was hard leaving the military after 12 years but to be honest it wasn't much fun anymore. I always said I wouldn't do something if it got to the point where I dreaded going to work and it pretty much did that. No worries though, I already have a job back at Madigan Army Medical Center so I have no cashish problems.
As for the title, I am trying to figure out which would cheese the wife off more
Don't suggest body piercings or tatoos. I don't have anything against them I just don't think they are me.
It was hard leaving the military after 12 years but to be honest it wasn't much fun anymore. I always said I wouldn't do something if it got to the point where I dreaded going to work and it pretty much did that. No worries though, I already have a job back at Madigan Army Medical Center so I have no cashish problems.
As for the title, I am trying to figure out which would cheese the wife off more
Don't suggest body piercings or tatoos. I don't have anything against them I just don't think they are me.
^ ahahahaha
DO IT!
Nah, just grow a rat-tail or a thick greasy mullet.
You should grow a beard and then RUB cheese in it... That way you could literally "CHEESE" your wife==hHAHAHAKLJSLKJSHAHAHHAHA...
(I need to be shot...)
DO IT!
Nah, just grow a rat-tail or a thick greasy mullet.
You should grow a beard and then RUB cheese in it... That way you could literally "CHEESE" your wife==hHAHAHAKLJSLKJSHAHAHHAHA...
(I need to be shot...)
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Man these are some really disturbing posts...I say pony tail. But have to admit if I did not have to choose one of your suggestions I would go with the complete shave. That would be great.
You could tell her that your work requires it since they are afraid that it would contaminate the people in the hospital. That should make her freak!
You could tell her that your work requires it since they are afraid that it would contaminate the people in the hospital. That should make her freak!
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Originally Posted by z-beater
Man these are some really disturbing posts...I say pony tail. But have to admit if I did not have to choose one of your suggestions I would go with the complete shave. That would be great.
You could tell her that your work requires it since they are afraid that it would contaminate the people in the hospital. That should make her freak!
You could tell her that your work requires it since they are afraid that it would contaminate the people in the hospital. That should make her freak!
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It's either this or porn
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Glad I kept the combat boots, the **** is deep here.
Won't shave the body, it would take at least four razors to just shave the hair off my ***. Anyways who wants to look at a 38 year old pale white guy with no body hair. I would look like Dr Evil let himself go.
The mullet is out, I would look too much like the rest of my family (serious here, we come from rural Illinois, think Kentucky without the heavy accent).
Gloval, seek help. Seriously the new psych meds are wonderful. You don't even have to give up driving. Granted you won't ever have another erection but after reading your post I think breeding is probably something you shouldn't do
As for the huge belly, working on it. I need another beer.
Won't shave the body, it would take at least four razors to just shave the hair off my ***. Anyways who wants to look at a 38 year old pale white guy with no body hair. I would look like Dr Evil let himself go.
The mullet is out, I would look too much like the rest of my family (serious here, we come from rural Illinois, think Kentucky without the heavy accent).
Gloval, seek help. Seriously the new psych meds are wonderful. You don't even have to give up driving. Granted you won't ever have another erection but after reading your post I think breeding is probably something you shouldn't do
As for the huge belly, working on it. I need another beer.
Last edited by wklink; Sep 6, 2005 at 10:51 PM.
