lol, wut!?

So there's this guy who is having a house built, and they're doing the foundation
work on his place. Well he sees the front loader kick up something shiny in a pile
of dirt.
"Well what the hell is that....?" he says to himself, and goes over and picks it up.
"I'll be damned, its one of those old oil lamps", he exclaims, he picks it up, rubs it
off, and sure as ****, a Genie pops out. Well the Genie looks down at the man and
says, "By the rules, I must grant you THREE WISHES". The man roots and hollers
and stops as he starts to ponder what to wish for.

"BUT!!!", the Genie interjects "Whatever you wish for, your mother in law gets half."

"That damned bitch", the man shouts "She's always riding my ***, getting on my case,
and now she gets twice as much **** as me?!?!" The man is fuming...

"Well Genie, my first wish" the man thinks slowly. "I want a Million Dollars!" and BAM!
the Genie claps his hands, and he gets a million dollars. Then the Genie says, remember,
you mother in law just got TWO million dollars.

"That bitch!! How can she get two million dollar?!" pulling his hair the man voices his next
wish. "Genie, I want a Huge mansion, 4 car garage, you know the works" and BAM! the Genie
claps his hands and there it is, a huge mansion. The man is happy until he thinks, that bitch
she just got a bigger mansion, with an 8 car garage, probably in Malibu or something.....

Thinking hard the man ponders his next wish......

"Genie, my third and final wish...." the man smirks

"I want you to beat me half to death!!!"

......
So ends jd's comedy hour

 

lmao this has turned into the NW Chat thread V2... I suggest a thread title change Ben lol

 

Seconded

 

Thirded, ha I'm odds I'll get 7

 

Tim you dirty little post ***** you, dirty, dirty post *****.

 

I'm just an anything *****

 

god, we've completely usurped this thread.
OP must be crying right now at his epic fail.

 

lol rx7 club 1 ummmm strange other guy that doesnt know what he/ or us is talking about 0

 

actually it would be rx7club 2 and OP 0, this was his second failed thread...LOL

 

its only 2 fail threads?

 

that i know of recentally. There could have been more...

 

i wana do the drifty too

 

sorry i have to agree this kid posts nothing but pointless-ness threads and this is proof of it.

 

knock knock

 

Whos there??

 

lol yeah but i was trying to give the guy a fresh start. lol maybe he was nervious about meeting the club. well so far he has 2 strikes against him in my book next time/topic he is out.

 

I agree ^, his topics have failed a little lately...lol

 

BTW, for anyone that has seen talladega nights and the thread topic...

I wanna go FAST!! lol

just random...

 

Reeeeeemiiiiiiiiiixxxxxxxxxx

this thread is still way

 

What did the shepherd say to the other shepherd?

 

Why can't we just except thizz for who he is? I've met the guy he's good people. who cares how he wants to type. but mabey just proof reed it a-bit thizz. I understand you for the most part but theres parts where I'm confused.

 

It's because we have no self-esteem and small *****'. Making fun of people makes us feel better

 

The users on here who think they are cute and clever with their veiled racism need to GTFO. I seriously can not believe some of the ignorant attitudes from these people, on this thread, and other threads. YOU should be ashamed of yourselves. I DARE YOU to come down to a meet and talk to this guy the way you do on the big bad internet, to HIS FACE.

Your a bunch of punks, and I don't mean the "rock" type. I mean the type that get made in prisons.

 

Ouch, you guys got burned!



Note to self, don't mess with Endneu

 

Cuz you can't except someone unless you're leaving them out... We could accept him. And some of us have. Doesn't change the fact that his post topics aren't the greatest