http://portland.craigslist.org/car/89447360.html

 

What a dumb ***....................

 

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..then I got my girlfriend, you know my sister to suck on the exhaust pipes to see if that would break her loose. When that didn't work I wired two batteries together and tried to jump it that way, but I guess I wired something wrong because it gave me a hell of a shock. There must be a bad piston rod or something...Maybe the cam is seized up in theer? I 'm goin to tow it down to Cooters' later and see if he can hit it with an impact to get her to turn over. Anyone have some rope I can borrow? I think it's safe, his shop is only 12 miles from my house down the interstate!! OH wait, check that....I see one under my house, I mean trailer..We used it to move the house last year!

 

Now thats funny!