Originally Posted by motorcity muscle
(Post 7982947)
This is why I log onto other forums - for the sheer hilarity of it. Shinken stinken mods make blinken. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Banjo sounds now, oops, sorry - Benjos....
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Originally Posted by XxMerlinxX
(Post 7983827)
Sir, it is much too early to be intoxicated.
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is there a spot open for team benjos???? id like to go race on the akagina mountain and go against the sharks!
after we beat them we can take their team sticker, cut it in half, then place it on our rear quarter panel of our FDs! or we can even go against the fearsome team shinken! |
Originally Posted by wolf_9782
(Post 7987104)
or we can even go against the fearsome team shinken!
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Originally Posted by wolf_9782
(Post 7987104)
is there a spot open for team benjos???? id like to go race on the akagina mountain and go against the sharks!
after we beat them we can take their team sticker, cut it in half, then place it on our rear quarter panel of our FDs! or we can even go against the fearsome team shinken! |
Originally Posted by XxMerlinxX
(Post 7987690)
Had to change my SN title appropriately. You can be a Private for Team Benjos. As your skills of the toddler-touge progress, you may be promoted. Further promotions will also be based on how far away your car can be seen at night, 3 mile minimum for the rank of Lt. or higher.
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Originally Posted by Normality_Glitch
(Post 7987706)
I guess that means that I'll never be able to be Lt. or higher then. =/ When I night race, I turn off all my lights so no one can see me!!!!!!!
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:rlaugh:
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awesome! i will train everyday on the only solitary S-turn here in my town that is about 1.5 seconds in length!
if i perfect my technique i will become the top racer for team benjos with my dorifto FD "kokoro-chan"! i will also enter against our new kamikaze champion Normality_Glitch in a kamikaze "no lights" gumtape deathmatch in the pitch black night to prove myself further! |
I'm going to monitor that user's posts, this is hilarious. That picture of the car is the funniest thing I've seen all day, especially with the explorer behind it, rofl. :rlaugh:
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i doubt hes going to post again after this shit bro. :rofl:
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Originally Posted by wolf_9782
(Post 7987862)
awesome! i will train everyday on the only solitary S-turn here in my town that is about 1.5 seconds in length!
if i perfect my technique i will become the top racer for team benjos with my dorifto FD "kokoro-chan"! i will also enter against our new kamikaze champion Normality_Glitch in a kamikaze "no lights" gumtape deathmatch in the pitch black night to prove myself further! |
Boy, You guys SHAT all over his hopes & dreams.:lach:
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Originally Posted by wolf_9782
(Post 7987862)
awesome! i will train everyday on the only solitary S-turn here in my town that is about 1.5 seconds in length!
if i perfect my technique i will become the top racer for team benjos with my dorifto FD "kokoro-chan"! i will also enter against our new kamikaze champion Normality_Glitch in a kamikaze "no lights" gumtape deathmatch in the pitch black night to prove myself further! |
Originally Posted by Normality_Glitch
(Post 7989508)
Sadly, I'll still have to wear a blindfold to give you a fair chance.
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Originally Posted by Wh1t3 C0m3t
(Post 7990400)
and you have to race in reverse. then its a fair match
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Can I join too? I have a sikk mountain bike......6 spd! Its tyte son.
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rofl @ you guy's posts :rofl:
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These days, the term "Fail" gets thrown around too easily, with little to no restraint. Well, I'd say that if there ever was a true circumstance that should be labeled as an "epic failure", it would have to be this thread (well, at least how it started)
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Originally Posted by Normality_Glitch
(Post 7990402)
Only then will you see the full extent of my driving abilities. Not until then will I even be challenged.
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Originally Posted by cordius
Can I join too? I have a sikk mountain bike......6 spd! Its tyte son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYUmg9S3uE |
man... i have a feeling this kid's mom is STILL looking for a straightened out hanger with his name on it.
*edit* i just realized how evil that was. anyone need a ride to hell? |
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^And that there is the winner take all post of the thread.
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I guess he's the 12 yr old stand by the exhuast in the video...
I realize now that all that strobe lighting would be a superior tactic during Dorifto Touge runs. Just hit the reverse light strobes and blind the guy behind you, bam you win! |
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