Leaf nation cult
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Leaf nation cult
http://umanitoba.ca/manitoban/2005-2...ation.cult.php
That's riiight.
E7...proud to associated as a blind defender of 'Go Leafs Go!!!'
That's riiight.
E7...proud to associated as a blind defender of 'Go Leafs Go!!!'
Last edited by Elevation7; Dec 1, 2005 at 01:13 PM.
Well, what do you say to an article like that?
I'm sure that MacDonald thought that he's writing something groundbreaking.
The whole 'Leaf Nation are mindless lemmings' argument is as tired and lame as this guy's article.
Every sports team has its blind followers. Leaf Nation idiots are just easier to spot because there are probably more Toronto fans than followers of all the other Canadian teams combined, which the exception of MTL.
I know more than a few objective Leaf fans. If he thinks that no one questioned Toronto's off season aquisitions, he's living in a cocoon.
I'm not sure what he expects us to do? Boycott hockey games? Boo John Ferguson when we see him on the street? Burn our blue and white flags in disgust.
meh.
I'm sure that MacDonald thought that he's writing something groundbreaking.
The whole 'Leaf Nation are mindless lemmings' argument is as tired and lame as this guy's article.
Every sports team has its blind followers. Leaf Nation idiots are just easier to spot because there are probably more Toronto fans than followers of all the other Canadian teams combined, which the exception of MTL.
I know more than a few objective Leaf fans. If he thinks that no one questioned Toronto's off season aquisitions, he's living in a cocoon.
I'm not sure what he expects us to do? Boycott hockey games? Boo John Ferguson when we see him on the street? Burn our blue and white flags in disgust.
meh.
Leaf fans are Toronto Sun reading college dropouts who start planning Stanley Cup parades the first week in to each new season. On the other hand MLSE prices tickets and seat subscriptions so only Toronto's elite corporations can attend games typically. Many blockbuster business deals and mergers take place in the private boxes. I personally enjoy the rythym and action of an NBA game. Flame suit "on".
Originally Posted by racerjason
Leaf fans are Toronto Sun reading college dropouts who start planning Stanley Cup parades the first week in to each new season.
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bull **** you know you like em, i know do, now i never said they were good or deserve respect from anyone, i said i like and if you wanna be tards then flame me for all i care *Runs to try and find flame suit only finds worn out old shoes* ****...........
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Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.
The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's THIS nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.
He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two???"
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."
Jon
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.
The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's THIS nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.
He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two???"
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."
Jon
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Originally Posted by vipernicus42
Every sports team has it's lemmings.
The leafs just haven't won a cup in a while
(Then again neither have the Sens... but they're on a roll this year)
Jon
The leafs just haven't won a cup in a while
(Then again neither have the Sens... but they're on a roll this year)
Jon
i wish vancouver was doing as good as the sens
I invite any and all of you to join the Leaf Cult.
We drink blue blood from a special source under Maple Leaf Gardens, sacrifice virigins like Alfredsson and Redden, and pray at the Temple of Sundin!
We drink blue blood from a special source under Maple Leaf Gardens, sacrifice virigins like Alfredsson and Redden, and pray at the Temple of Sundin!
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"Maple Leaf Gardens"... remember when arenas had cool names like that? Like the original name for the Corel Centre (the "Palladium"). Now they're all named after stupid companies.
*grumbles* stupid capitalism...
Jon
*grumbles* stupid capitalism...
Jon
^^^ Kudos, i'm only 18 but i still remember the days, even the Skydome got it's name changed i believe here in the last year, man all the stuff is going to the *****, i think, so much money to be made and compaines soaking it up, what happens when you have so much they is not really FEASEABLE to spend it on? just let it sit in the bank, then they have bragging rights? who knows,
"*grumbles* stupid capitalism..."
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"*grumbles* stupid capitalism..."
Prôdigy
Originally Posted by vipernicus42
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.
The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's THIS nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.
He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two???"
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."
Jon
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.
The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's THIS nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.
He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two???"
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."
Jon
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is sooo funny , eh !!??
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Originally Posted by eViLRotor
I invite any and all of you to join the Leaf Cult.
We drink blue blood from a special source under Maple Leaf Gardens, sacrifice virigins like Alfredsson and Redden, and pray at the Temple of Sundin!
We drink blue blood from a special source under Maple Leaf Gardens, sacrifice virigins like Alfredsson and Redden, and pray at the Temple of Sundin!
Yes.
Yes. 
Read this thread, you'll see what we're getting at:
http://www.tmlfans.ca/forums/index.p...c,44153.0.html
Last edited by Elevation7; Dec 4, 2005 at 04:45 PM.
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