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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 08:54 PM
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Fat people support terrorists

Please see the obvious logical disonnect. But... Fat people burn more gas, increase the US dependance on imported oil, and thus cause terror.

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Old Oct 27, 2006 | 12:40 AM
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little bit of irony in this.Fat people Burn more gas.We(Rx7 Owners) Burn more gas,Than the Average "econobox"!..So,..In an Offbeat View,We too are Causing Terror!..But(there is always a But!)..We can solve the Problem..WE can All convert our Cars to Run on Big Macs!...That way there will be NO Food for Fat people,So every one Would be Slim,and We wouldn't be Using OIL ,so there Would be NO Oil Shortage!..Ultimately This Should wipe out the Terror Situation...gives a Whole new meaning to a Happy Meal..LOL!..
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Old Oct 27, 2006 | 01:35 AM
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High Oil Prices = Work/Money for me.


They need to start bombing Iraq again. I was makin big bux.
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Old Oct 27, 2006 | 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Feds
Please see the obvious logical disonnect. But... Fat people burn more gas, increase the US dependance on imported oil, and thus cause terror.
Terror for who? The people who own the oil having the american made bombs land on them?

Welcome to the New World Order....

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Old Oct 27, 2006 | 04:41 AM
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here is my logic:
i only put about 10k-15k km on my car a year.
i use twice as much gas as a honda civic. there are, let's say, Honda Civics that drive about 30k km a year.
ergo, i am more environmentally friendly than a Honda Civic.
in a more general case, the fact that RX-7s don't work all the time, and Honda's do work most of the time, makes them just as environmentally friendly!

plus i'm not fat. and i only have one passenger seat. so even if i DID pick up fat chicks (i don't...just theoretically), i can only pick up one at a time.

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Old Oct 27, 2006 | 04:44 PM
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Fat people also consume more food. That means that more food must be grown (tractor, water pumps, food for animals, etc), food shipped by truck, refrigerated (electricity generated by natural gas and oil), etc. Their support for terrorism never ends!
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