Fat people support terrorists
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Fat people support terrorists
Please see the obvious logical disonnect. But... Fat people burn more gas, increase the US dependance on imported oil, and thus cause terror.
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little bit of irony in this.Fat people Burn more gas.We(Rx7 Owners) Burn more gas,Than the Average "econobox"!..So,..In an Offbeat View,We too are Causing Terror!..But(there is always a But!)..We can solve the Problem..WE can All convert our Cars to Run on Big Macs!...That way there will be NO Food for Fat people,So every one Would be Slim,and We wouldn't be Using OIL ,so there Would be NO Oil Shortage!..Ultimately This Should wipe out the Terror Situation...gives a Whole new meaning to a Happy Meal..LOL!..
Originally Posted by Feds
Please see the obvious logical disonnect. But... Fat people burn more gas, increase the US dependance on imported oil, and thus cause terror.
Welcome to the New World Order....
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here is my logic:
i only put about 10k-15k km on my car a year.
i use twice as much gas as a honda civic. there are, let's say, Honda Civics that drive about 30k km a year.
ergo, i am more environmentally friendly than a Honda Civic.
in a more general case, the fact that RX-7s don't work all the time, and Honda's do work most of the time, makes them just as environmentally friendly!
plus i'm not fat. and i only have one passenger seat. so even if i DID pick up fat chicks (i don't...just theoretically), i can only pick up one at a time.
i only put about 10k-15k km on my car a year.
i use twice as much gas as a honda civic. there are, let's say, Honda Civics that drive about 30k km a year.
ergo, i am more environmentally friendly than a Honda Civic.
in a more general case, the fact that RX-7s don't work all the time, and Honda's do work most of the time, makes them just as environmentally friendly!
plus i'm not fat. and i only have one passenger seat. so even if i DID pick up fat chicks (i don't...just theoretically), i can only pick up one at a time.
Last edited by coldfire; Oct 27, 2006 at 04:43 AM.
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Fat people also consume more food. That means that more food must be grown (tractor, water pumps, food for animals, etc), food shipped by truck, refrigerated (electricity generated by natural gas and oil), etc. Their support for terrorism never ends!
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