nubian

im over the embarrassment part so i can now share my story.

i was sitting at home and decided to go for a late night cruise. thats 11pm for me anyways, i jump in the car and head down the road. takin in the sights and sounds of night time folk. i begin to remeber why i dont like night driving so much, i have poor eye sight. whatever its fun, it is cool out so i am getting max ponies from the car, lovin every minute of the stoned ricers driven around like jackasses. this is all within 3 kms of my house mind you. engine is getting warmer. i start towards a traffic light and a newer bonaville comes tearing up beside me then cuts in front. i dont think id whoop him but it got me in the mood to giver **** on green just cause. the bonaville makes it through the light and i have to stop. stereo pounding, i give all my pretty amber gauges one last glance before i drop the hammer. GREEN GREEN GREEN! i roll into first and stomp on it. speed limit is 80kms. as i race to the speed limit, i decide to change lanes. i let off the gas at about 90, and look in my rear view mirror. i think to my self, "hey, those look like cop headlights". the cherries come on. "that is a cop" i think to myself. ****, where the heck did he come from? did i pass a bush with him hidden or something? meanwhile i procede to pull over and the officer approaches my car. i roll my window down and start lookin for my registration. the policeman approaches and says, "what were you doing back there". i started to tell him how i drive the car once a week and i was just stretchin her legs. he says," ok, the reason i pulled you over is to see what kind of drugs you are on." at this point im thinking what the **** is his problem(i dont do drugs or drink so its kindof offensive). i said,"none, why?" as the officer looks at me like im a complete moron simply says,"i thought you were tryin to race me back there, i was right beside you!" son bitch, now im think im fucked.. at least a stunting ticket. i did everything that you would in a teeny bopper race except the 'turnin on the hazards' thing. in the end he let me go with a 'look beside you before you have fun' speach. i was very thank ful to have such a nice cop. moral of the story? if you have glasses... frickin wear them! and dont be a dumbass!

FC3S.USD

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Whoa thats something !

overb0ost

hahaha nice story...pretty entertaining to read and had a good laugh. Your lucky u dindt get a ticket and merits off...or say goodbye to ur insurance cause itd be thru the roof. Nice car btw..i have the exact same one...but with customized S5 Tail Lights.

RXBrendan

Dont feel to bad man I did something similar last year. I was in BC (Vernon) for the weekend visiting my mom and old friends and sunday rolled around so I was getting ready to head back home to Calgary. I get on the road and work my way to the highway, its all one lane for the first 20kms and I was stuck behind a car, a Crown Vic (you can see where this is going), doing the speed limit. So the passing lane finally comes up but only last for about 1km before it goes back to one lane so I drop it down to 3rd and get on it to pass that damn crown vic that was holding me up, ended up at 20km/h over the speed limit by the time I let off and then I see the lights come on. ****. Turns out it was a ghost car, and when I thought back I seen the lights in the back window but it just didnt clue in. So I guess mine is worse, it was early morning, clear blue skys, had my glasses on AND I was stuck behind the guy for a good 10kms.

smnc

Lucky you saw him when you were only doing 90...

pd_day

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I think you should go post that in the Kills forum and say you smoked an impala.

Alak

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****, when you said you moved out of town, I thought you ment like outskirts. I didnt know the only competition was the local RCMP.


Dont worry Chev, I did that once too. I got off free because technically, I didnt break any laws.

eoph

haha chev, this wasn't the first entertaining story i heard from you that had to do with cops.

Maxthe7man

I did high speed highway pass on the MD special constable about by Bragg Creek awhile back.. Thought it was an "alarm" response unit , you know how they have their cars done up like wanna be cops with antennas and stuff, well it was no wanna be cop, it was a cop...
I was behind him for about 5 km's, shoulda known better, him doing exactly 100 and all.. I gave him the open wastegate treatment..Got a stern warning and what the hell were you thinking kinda remarks, thats all...

nubian

lol, good stuff, at least im not alone! i like the bit about kills section, it wasnt an impala though, it was the full out crown vic! i think ill head over to beyond.ca to post though.

btw, for anyone who hasnt been in a car with an open wastegate. it is really, i mean really loud. specially when your on a crowchild onramp that has a concrete sound wall. i was about 3 feet from both, the wall and the 1.5"? wastegate dump. i guess its the rice version of open headers on a v8! thankfully for everyones sanity, chris can drive around without boost and keep great pace with traffic. nice exhuast note till 4k rpm, then shear terror.

twinturbofc

Nah dumb is when you get off the highway, drive thru a speed trap, load your truck then bolt back to the highway and realizing you just drove thru that trap 5 minutes ago as your staring at the cop holding the radar gun at you while doing 120 in a 80 zone. I was so peaked at the fact that I was working on a weekend that I completly forgot about that damn trap. Oh well next year my insurance will drop it so I will only have one ticket left to contend with.

smnc

Damn, dude!

Alak

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The only time I ever got a real ticket was in my 13B First Gen. I was at this set of lights in the middle of nowhere on a sunday afternoon at like 1PM. There was not a car in sight so I gave her all she had. I was flyin down the road at a good 130 ( I thought) in a 50 zone. Yes, a 50 zone. This guy starts walking across the street and I was like, whos this cracker, walkin across the middle of a 4-lane road in front of me. Then it hit me like a hammer.

He pulled me over.

Sir, why are you doing 143 in a 50 zone?

I think I said something dumb like, I didnt see you there.

Then I pleaded like, comon man, theres nobody around and I just dropped this motor in.

After a speech, chewing me out, a funny conversation and showing what was under the hood. In the end I walked away with a 75kmph in a 50 zone.

I knew the cop, and he knew why I gave her. Not a car in sight.

ACSRX7

same thing happened to me. i flashed my lights on the unmarked police car in front of me to speed up. as soon as I saw I could pass him, I accelarated so fast my tires skid. As soon as they heard the skid and I was in front they flashed thier lights. long story short, they didnt give me a ticket because i never got a chance to go over the speed limit. I'm sure i would have gone to jail if they would have waited 5 more seconds.

Terrh

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rofl.

you guys are the best!

coldfire

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never get pulled over in another province, that's all i have to say.
in Quebec it seems you get an instant ticket just for being from Ontario, lol!
i remember the ticket i got in Quebec, the cop caught me doing 20 over (which isn't even that bad), and charged me for the full amount...

smnc

I got a fine in the mail from Quebec from that little... accident.

It's for Environmental damage, WTF? Apparently the value of the grass my car ripped up is $25.

So when we do next year's cruise there had better be fresh sod in that ditch, lol!

Alak

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I love Alberta. The cops out here and just around to have fun, like we are. You should see our interceptors move though, they have serious engines. Better than the LS-1 Capri's out east.