Ok so i rewrote the lyrics to the town meeting song from "the nightmare before Christmas".

i did it out of boredom and for the sake of Halloween coming up!
so if you want read it its quite funny if not dont comment with hate...
heres the video in comparison to what i wrote


Jack:Listen everyone!
There were motors so peculiar, that were not to be believed.
All around things to tantalize my brain.
It’s a world unlike anything I’ve ever seen
And as hard as I try I can’t seem to describe,
Like the most improbable dream!
But you must believe when I tell you this its as real as my exhaust and it does exist.

Here let me show you…

This is a thing called a Rotary Engine, the whole thing starts with a housing.

People: A housing? Is it steel? Are there rods?
Is it full of valves? Valves? How delightful a valve!

J: If you please!
Just a housing made of aluminum and inside spins a Rotor!

PPL: A Rotor? But why? How ugly!
Whats it do? Whats it do?

J: It spins, creating compression all thanks to the apex seal!

PPL: Will it bend? Will it break?
Perhaps it spins a piston head that shot out of my chevy that fell in the lake!

J: listen now, you don’t understand, that’s not the point of rotary land.
Now pay attention. We picked up a giant size turbo and it bolts up here on the side!

PPL: Oh yes! Does it run off a belt? Let me see! Let me look! Does it have low end torque like it should?

J: Uh, let me explain.
Its not belt driven, it runs off the exhaust and there it can create big boost!

PPL: Big boost? Does it run lean? Does it lag? Or explode in the back?
Perhaps they are great on gas and are quieter for girls and boys!
What a splendid idea, this Rotary engine sounds fun!
I fully endorse it! Lets try it at once!!

J: everyone please! Now not so fast.
There’s something here that you don’t quite grasp.
(well, I may as well give them what they want)
and the best, I must confess I have saved for last.
For the ruler of this Rotary Land.
Is a self taught engineer with a different way of thinking.
Least that’s what I’ve come to understand.
And I’ve also hear it told that he’s something to behold, like a genius, with glasses and quite grand!
When he sets out on his NSU wearing his lucky driving shoes, carting boxes full of premix oil!
That is, so I’ve heard it said.

On a dark, cold night, under the full moonlight,
He drifts into the corner, revving ever so louder!!

And they call him Felix Wankel…
(evil laugh)

well, at least they’re excited, but they don’t understand that special kind of feeling driving a car from Rotary Land.

Oh well.

Drive safe this Halloween!

 

Awesome bro

 

haha not bad

 

maybe you could post a vid of someone with talent singing along....call it a dare if you wish, but it would be great! great job sir