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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:14 PM
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I can't believe this happened again. My neighbor owns some sort of adult entertainment business, dancers and who knows what else. A month or so ago, someone backed out of her driveway into my 83 GSL, trashing the driver's side fender and the bumper cap. Her insurance company paid me more than I paid for the whole car in the first place, but I went out and bought a 79 because the '83 has way too much rust in the rear to make it worth fixing.

So today I'm picking up a kid at school when my son calls and says "somebody hit your car." Another stripper backed her car out of the driveway and into my car. What kind of morons does she hire? This time, it's the driver's side fender right at the door, and the edge of the door, that's damaged. Now I have to go through the hassle of dealing with another insurance company, wondering if they're going to total the car.
Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:19 PM
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huh...blondes eh?
Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:21 PM
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dont trust anything you can double fist...
Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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First thing I would want is a drug/alcohol test for these 'ladies'. I have spare doors and front fenders if you need replacements.
Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:33 PM
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dont park there? or buy one of those 8x8 twin diesel missle trucks. they way when you get the call again, you just chuckle.
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 12:33 AM
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id stop parking there. adult entertainment business huh?? i would be callin her and bitchin at her cuz her retarded staff keeps hitting ur car!
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 12:34 AM
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o yeah or you could get a crappy car park it there and everytime som1 hits it keep collecting more and more money
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 07:18 AM
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I like the above idea.

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Old Oct 5, 2006 | 07:41 AM
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I don't know why your suprised... not saying that all strippers are not bright... but they are strippers for a reason. My guess is because, they are not bright.
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 08:48 AM
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Hmm... We gonna need nude pics of the Strippers before we can offer any real advice.
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 08:59 AM
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u musta racked up at least 5 lap dances in damages plus insurace's

nudie pics are a must........
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 09:27 AM
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Old Oct 5, 2006 | 10:42 AM
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Damn...my neighbor is just a CPA. Not as many strippers coming and going...

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Old Oct 5, 2006 | 01:54 PM
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im just happy for you that they didnt hit and run! i kept expecting you to say that... so, just think, it could be worse.
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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ha strippers....well at least you know they have the money....
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 01:59 PM
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Just dont go to the club you work at, it would be like paying for your own insurance claim! lol
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 02:02 PM
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You're right, at least it wasn't a hit and run.

I'll never, ever, ever park there again. I just pisses me off that I park my car where I ought to be able to park it. She ***** my car up, and now I have all the hassles. She doesn't want to involve insurance, but I know when I tell her it'll be about $1500 to replace the bumper, fix the door and repaint she'll want to go with insurance.

OTOH, she did get a $100 ticket for backing up improperly.
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 03:56 PM
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Don't be surpised if she pays you with all $1 bills.
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 04:11 PM
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You sure one of the strippers was'nt drunk and just feel into your car and her 36hhh damaged your car???
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Originally Posted by stevensimon
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Old Oct 5, 2006 | 04:25 PM
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just tape a dollar bill on the inside of your window, stripers never miss a dollar even when its behind them!
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 04:38 PM
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I demand pics of naked women crashing in the the RX7!!! :P

Oh and yeah, parking there seems like a bad idea.
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 05:51 PM
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Dammit, you guys beat me to every line I was thinking of.



Originally Posted by rolfs_7
o yeah or you could get a crappy car park it there and everytime som1 hits it keep collecting more and more money
And after it gets hit park it the other way so they can damage a different part each time.


Seriously though Geoff, sorry, that is a hassle. Hey how bout just parking the shell of the junker there?
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 06:03 PM
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Strippers are over rated. I've never seen a great looking stripper before. They are just mediocre. And what is it with the vast amount of teasing they pull off? I like my naked girls to be wanting me to touch them, pleasure them, and most importantly, pleasure me.


So yeah... where are those pics at? You should cut a deal with the two that hit your car where you can at least get pics of them semi nude for safe posting on rx7club. haha
Old Oct 5, 2006 | 06:06 PM
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Could always file a complaint with the police. Maybe the idea of threatening police action against her will make her think twice. Legitimate or not, I doubt ANY stripper business would want police activity around their locale. Or, you could always put tire spike strips around your car to teach them a lesson.



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