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03-02-03, 03:31 PM
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Signature Sizes
Just a reminder to everyone ... the current signature guidelines are as follows:
-- 10 lines max without image
-- 5 lines with image.
-- 20k max file size.
Please ensure you're within spec. Thanks
P.S. -- how 'bout I give ya till Friday to come up with something new if you need, then I'll start keeping an eye out and point out or change those that are out of spec ...
-- 10 lines max without image
-- 5 lines with image.
-- 20k max file size.
Please ensure you're within spec. Thanks
P.S. -- how 'bout I give ya till Friday to come up with something new if you need, then I'll start keeping an eye out and point out or change those that are out of spec ...
03-07-03, 09:33 PM
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Nikki-Modder Rex-Rodder
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Just for remembering...
Sterlings sig:__________________
"O.K. -Here's watcha do; Ya need compression, see, so jess tchrow some ATF down da carb. She'll start. 'N if she don't start wit dat, try some honey. But hey!- Make sure it's organic honey and not that 'ultra-paturized' ****.- You don't wanna be puttin no sintchetics in yer engine!"
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"My name is Elmer J. Fudd. I own a manson and a yacht." I gotta pristine 85 GS. It's red. Aluminum flywheel, modded Yaw Nikki, big fat ****** wheels, all kinds of good ****. Sony CD player. The cheapest one I could find. I got an 82 GS that is my test rat. It's black. I like to test carb mods that I do on it so I can dull out advice here like a big shot. It won't ****** start. I stuffed an entire 85 interior into it cause I'm cool enough to be able to. I got an 85 GS junker. It's black, too. It's where I got the interior for the 82 GS from. There's nothing left of it, and when I get pissed off at you guys, I go out and smash it with a base ball bat. Especially Mar3. 680RWHP, too. I got an 85 DL Volvo. It's a beater. It's blue and rusty and has 238 thousand miles on it. No mods.- that is in case you're so Goddamnfuckin bored that you would care enough to be reading about my beater Volvo. I got a 98 Z3. It's Monteago blue. It makes me feel richer than I really am when I drive it. I like to decieve people. I only carry 50s. Well, that's not true. I can only usually afford to carry one fifty, but I tuck all the ones inside it so it looks like a big pile of money. I got a beatiful wife who's great in the sack. She's a chef. I'm fat. She's pregnant. I gotta cat. It's fat, too. It's not pregnant. It's grey. No mods. Yet. Oh please oh please- read all of this and be enamoured. Envy me. Glad you can't see me, because I'm short, fat and lazy and I have a small johnson. You would'nt envy me so much if you saw me- or my johnson. Have I bragged enough? Is this long enough? My johnson is'nt. I can't do much about that, but I can make this longer. Yadda yadda yadda; blah blah blah. See? I have a minivan, too. It's a Toyota Previa. AWD. Haltech system, Eaton M-90 supercharger with Spearco IC. Aluminum flywheel, Ford 9 inch rear end, and Kia 4.77 gears. Mariah mode 1 body kit, tinted glass and racing stripes. And a ski rack. I think that's about it. Oh wait- I have a helicopter,too. And a jet. Oh relax- it's just a little jet! And I own my own racetrack. You're all welcome to come by anytime. It's in Limerock Connecticut.
Kay. That's it.
...Now everyone say it together..."Who GIVES a ****?!"
Sterlings sig:__________________
"O.K. -Here's watcha do; Ya need compression, see, so jess tchrow some ATF down da carb. She'll start. 'N if she don't start wit dat, try some honey. But hey!- Make sure it's organic honey and not that 'ultra-paturized' ****.- You don't wanna be puttin no sintchetics in yer engine!"
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"My name is Elmer J. Fudd. I own a manson and a yacht." I gotta pristine 85 GS. It's red. Aluminum flywheel, modded Yaw Nikki, big fat ****** wheels, all kinds of good ****. Sony CD player. The cheapest one I could find. I got an 82 GS that is my test rat. It's black. I like to test carb mods that I do on it so I can dull out advice here like a big shot. It won't ****** start. I stuffed an entire 85 interior into it cause I'm cool enough to be able to. I got an 85 GS junker. It's black, too. It's where I got the interior for the 82 GS from. There's nothing left of it, and when I get pissed off at you guys, I go out and smash it with a base ball bat. Especially Mar3. 680RWHP, too. I got an 85 DL Volvo. It's a beater. It's blue and rusty and has 238 thousand miles on it. No mods.- that is in case you're so Goddamnfuckin bored that you would care enough to be reading about my beater Volvo. I got a 98 Z3. It's Monteago blue. It makes me feel richer than I really am when I drive it. I like to decieve people. I only carry 50s. Well, that's not true. I can only usually afford to carry one fifty, but I tuck all the ones inside it so it looks like a big pile of money. I got a beatiful wife who's great in the sack. She's a chef. I'm fat. She's pregnant. I gotta cat. It's fat, too. It's not pregnant. It's grey. No mods. Yet. Oh please oh please- read all of this and be enamoured. Envy me. Glad you can't see me, because I'm short, fat and lazy and I have a small johnson. You would'nt envy me so much if you saw me- or my johnson. Have I bragged enough? Is this long enough? My johnson is'nt. I can't do much about that, but I can make this longer. Yadda yadda yadda; blah blah blah. See? I have a minivan, too. It's a Toyota Previa. AWD. Haltech system, Eaton M-90 supercharger with Spearco IC. Aluminum flywheel, Ford 9 inch rear end, and Kia 4.77 gears. Mariah mode 1 body kit, tinted glass and racing stripes. And a ski rack. I think that's about it. Oh wait- I have a helicopter,too. And a jet. Oh relax- it's just a little jet! And I own my own racetrack. You're all welcome to come by anytime. It's in Limerock Connecticut.
Kay. That's it.
...Now everyone say it together..."Who GIVES a ****?!"
isn't there some way to restrict the number of lines in a signature under the profile area?
03-08-03, 09:36 AM
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Nikki-Modder Rex-Rodder
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Apparently that would have to be done by an administrator. The short answer is yes, but ...I think it's a matter of being lazy.
Next, I'm gonna continue my crusade for the ability to derate posts. This would also have to be a redesign thing, but should'nt be that difficult.
The bulk of useless **** might actually diminish. Along side the "stars" rating, there could be a "trash can" icon rating system. That way people can't play stupid games by counteracting poor stars ratings.
As the mod sees these 'trashable' posts, he can simply delete them. No more useless 50 post flamefest threads taking up archive space making the search function such a damn pain in the ***.
This helps make us all a little bit more interactive- It can smooth out the bulk of **** on this site, and the mods would'nt have do all the work, either. It's our forum -(apparently, cause I can say just about anything- I've tried it!), so we should clean it up.
Like I said, that would have to be up to the big girls, I think. (adminitration) I honestly think they just love the big numbers they can brag about on the face page. Does'nt do anybody any good, though.
Next I'm gonna do everything in my power to **** off the post ******, and try to get post counters irradicated. This'll certainly seperate the boys from the girls, and the people that know something from the people that don't know ****.
How's that sound? Limited brag at the bottom of every post, and no counter. I think the idea of appearing to be a nobody like anyone else, and having attention drawn to yourself only by either helping alot of people, or demonstrating your asininity will scare the crap out of many here, and alot of fat-headed egos will simply stop posting ****! (Who- me?
)
After I make sure that I've thoroughly pissed off all the post ******, I'll attack the administration once again; But this time for not cleaning up their "members" listing- ...That is, if you can even call it that. It's the list of "current members" that a gazillion people long. The fact is, most of those accounts (...well, that's presumptuous, but I'm sure it's a HUGE percentage) are simply defunct. People can't take those names. It gets hard for new comers to choose a name.
And if preservation of identities from archived threads is the concern, well at least take those old names off the "active members" list.
-Again- it's simply an overinflation of the sites appearance on the home page. It's a joke.
The place is more about fluff than it is about helping guys out.
It's time to clean the place up a little.
Next, I'm gonna continue my crusade for the ability to derate posts. This would also have to be a redesign thing, but should'nt be that difficult.
The bulk of useless **** might actually diminish. Along side the "stars" rating, there could be a "trash can" icon rating system. That way people can't play stupid games by counteracting poor stars ratings.
As the mod sees these 'trashable' posts, he can simply delete them. No more useless 50 post flamefest threads taking up archive space making the search function such a damn pain in the ***.
This helps make us all a little bit more interactive- It can smooth out the bulk of **** on this site, and the mods would'nt have do all the work, either. It's our forum -(apparently, cause I can say just about anything- I've tried it!), so we should clean it up.
Like I said, that would have to be up to the big girls, I think. (adminitration) I honestly think they just love the big numbers they can brag about on the face page. Does'nt do anybody any good, though.
Next I'm gonna do everything in my power to **** off the post ******, and try to get post counters irradicated. This'll certainly seperate the boys from the girls, and the people that know something from the people that don't know ****.
How's that sound? Limited brag at the bottom of every post, and no counter. I think the idea of appearing to be a nobody like anyone else, and having attention drawn to yourself only by either helping alot of people, or demonstrating your asininity will scare the crap out of many here, and alot of fat-headed egos will simply stop posting ****! (Who- me?
)After I make sure that I've thoroughly pissed off all the post ******, I'll attack the administration once again; But this time for not cleaning up their "members" listing- ...That is, if you can even call it that. It's the list of "current members" that a gazillion people long. The fact is, most of those accounts (...well, that's presumptuous, but I'm sure it's a HUGE percentage) are simply defunct. People can't take those names. It gets hard for new comers to choose a name.
And if preservation of identities from archived threads is the concern, well at least take those old names off the "active members" list.
-Again- it's simply an overinflation of the sites appearance on the home page. It's a joke.
The place is more about fluff than it is about helping guys out.
It's time to clean the place up a little.
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